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    i'm not lactating with anything, but i can't not make note of this

    no matter how bad that show got, sue was always amazing

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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    She is hands down my favorite villain. Followed by the witch from The Little Mermaid
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

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    urrrrrrsulllaaaaaaaaaaaa <3

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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I had that song play almost note-perfect in my head as I was trying to go to sleep last night. Funny what you remember from childhood. I had that whole tape memorized at one point
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

    And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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    you have ze precognication *nod*

    you could have warned me cookie would try to take my jugular out climbing up my shoulder tho :P
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Cookie! That was supposed to be tomorrow! Bad fluff ball!
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

    And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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    Cookie! That was supposed to be tomorrow! Bad fluff ball!
    I have no idea why but at 4 am that was freaking hilarious.

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    *suspicious squints then slow neck hiding*

    well. browsed goodwill today. there's an art book i've had on my amazon wishlist for the last hundred years, it's kinda pricey and i haven't gotten around to buying it, but i found a copy today for 1.49. so yes, i got it. i also found a little vintage/antique knickknack and flylady's body clutter book.

    'how to lurve yourself and fix your body clutterweight'

    a guy walking by me in a store made sure i'd need it more than i thought when he was walking with his kid and muttered 'wide load'

    iiiiiiiiiii... hate people. but the hate didn't set in immediately. initially it was an eyeroll moment. 1, immature douche teaching his kid to be a douche and 2, i was looking at ice cream so he caught me with my pants down

    normally my buggy is full of veggies *haughty sniff*

    but gradually during my drive emotional hurt set in. i was talking to bay on the phone and could barely bring myself to make normal conversation. i flipped listlessly through the first few pages on the fly lady book and reading 'luhvf urself' made the hurt settle a little deeper

    and it wasn't just the douche, it was all the other douches and all their little hammers driving in all their little nails with all the accumulation

    and with the exception of sleeping 15 hours over the weekend, i've been waking up 4-5 hours after falling asleep the last several days so that doesn't help the feels either

    no sleep is my kryptonite, it makes all the bad feels rush in
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Fuck the ignorant, ill-bred douches and their ignorant, second generation douche children. If the impossible wish fairy said to me, "You can come back as bloodorchid or you can come back as a skinny male douche," I'd opt for coming back as you.

    Having been everything from obese to skinny to everything in between, I can tell you that if you were skinny, that douche would have made you feel bad by muttering, "Nice tits." A douche is a douche is a douche.
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    Joanie said it before I could - the purpose of the comment was to belittle, it had nothing to do with you and everything to do with him and his inadequacies as a human.
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