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    for my birthday, everybody get drunk right now!



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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    for my birthday, everybody get drunk right now!
    Wooo hooo! Party on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    birthdays are weird for me.

    yeah i've been to therapy several times, it never took
    Oh, honey, ain't that the truth.
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    i am officially 32

    wheeeeeee

    i'm making me birthday food. pot roast and gluten free lobster mac (yes i bought my very first lobster tails. here's to not fcking it up) and cheesecake

    i discovered i could make cheesecake when bay visited. i asked if it tasted right and he said 'you did it' so i said something meaningful like 'EVERYBODY CAN SUCK IT CAUSE I MADE CHEESECAKE'

    bay texted me a happy birthday and i replied 'where's my present!'

    that's love right there

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    Happy birthday! I hope it is a good one

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    where's my present!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    where's my present!
    sorry, I am not here to give out gifts, only birthday spankings. :P

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    http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00...bf1d970c-800wi
    I'm not sure what he's trying to say, but that's your gift.

    Can't find a proper GIF to imbed for you .
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    but how can i be shallow and materialistic then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by namelesswonder View Post
    http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00...bf1d970c-800wi
    I'm not sure what he's trying to say, but that's your gift.
    haha that's pretty cute
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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