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    i saw the one she did on bed mites (i think it was)

    when she got stabbed and went OHHHHHWUH, i side eyed her and was all 'guuuuurl, you dirty'

    and ticks are ashholes. i saw one crawling on my foot 2 days ago so i picked him up and tossed him. yesterday my ankle itched like hell and today i have a freaking 3 inch line of tick bites. i hate ticks. ticks can go to hell.
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    my broke area bones ache when i walk around

    it's annoying

    and i'm annoyed, ergo what i really want to type around the forum i'll keep to myself, however i will say this

    sell sht on your own site and stop riding coattails

    also, 'jon snuh'

    also, hormones are all over the place. damn pcos and damn me for eating wheat
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Yeah, she dirty... in teh best way.

    And ticks are total assholes.
    I couldn't find ticks. But I did find praying mantis porno!

    (Which I was already well versed in... )

    And spider porno!

    (Which taught me something about male spiders that might make less likely to play with them in the future... )

    And one more... because this Bee thing is priceless.
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    Poor little bee dying with no penis!
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    brienne of tarth + jaime lannister 4ever



    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Girlfriend is awake in the wee hours. Waving from Louisiana.
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    g'morning

    i seem to sleep 3 nights a week, and tonight is not one of those nights
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    aw. insomnia is craptastic.
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    bay says it's the blue light from the computer or tv screen

    i say it happens whether or not i'm on the pc

    but i did sleep when he was here so i think his pheromones are magic
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I'm not sure about his pheromones, but orgasms knock me out. I'm just like a man. Ditch the cuddling - I'm rolling over and going to sleep after sex. Maybe that's why you slept.

    I've had bouts of insomnia since I was a teenager, and believe it or not, we didn't all have computers in the 1970s! And I didn't have a tv in my bedroom, so I'm not sure the blue light thing is that much of a big deal to those of us who just wake up in the middle of the night and stay up for a few hours.
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