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Thread: the purple prose of petunia pettigrew

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    so i should stuff my bra with socks and the back of my pants with water balloons so i can twerk like a pro, steak in one hand and beer in the other?
    stop it... your getting me all excited here! How is the steak cooked?

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    it's still mooing



    *nodnod*
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    BO - what day does Bay actually visit ????????

    cos you may have time for a booty lift !!!!!!!!!!!!! a boosum insertion !!!!!!!!!!!!! and a cow killing excursion !!!!!!!!!!!
    Just yell if you need a hand - I am sure that Doc and his hence men would be there in a flash
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    tomorrow! aaagggghhhhhh

    I'VE RUN OUT OF TIME
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    thats fine BO - just go with the first option.
    How long is he staying ????????
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    was socks and water balloons the first option?

    maybe a week, maybe longer if i sit on his feet so he can't leave
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    yeehaa - so we won't hear from you much over the next week !!!!!!!!
    Have the bestest bestest time BO - I is rooting for ya !!!!!!! actually that doesn't quite sound right............. but you knows what I's means...................
    ...................hit him hard...... hit him low.......... hit him good.......... (wink wink)
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    meaning of course...........

    Quote Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
    ...................hit IT hard...... hit IT low.......... hit IT good.......... (wink wink)
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    Handcuffs in one hand; barely cooked steak in the other. Lock the door and drink plenty of fluids.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    it's like you guys can see right through my genteel southern belle routine or something!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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