the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 228

[bloodorchid]

i know there are nice, normally flirtatious men out there

i just don't attract them

so a nice enough looking guy going out of his way to offer his assistance repeatedly makes me leery. other people around? yeah? just talks to me. every time. okay i can take a hint but life experience dictates that you will be crazy and stalk and follow and act like a rattle snake who doesn't know what NO means

i need to be a mind reader. that would help.

i texted bay to help me and he replied in so many words 'he wants to put his penis in your vagina'

i knooooow, shut up and bring your muscles here for me to hang on to already

and i am sick to fck of people saying walking dead is boring when it goes longer than 5 minutes without zombie brains spraying everywhere like a bukakke vid from hell. shut the fck up already and read a book, all the tv you've watched made your brain fuzt out into ADHD land

dumbasses

no one asked you all to whine about it every 5 minutes

you know what i'm sick of? andrea hopping on the wrong dicks and being a general moron but you don't see me whining about it to anyone but bay. gah.

i'm sleepy. and back on the wagon again after the chinese debacle. except for some more strawberry pie. if i wasn't meant to eat it it wouldn't have been invented.

i had exactly 1 caffeine today. go me.

[bloodorchid]

my stab is healed and only gets tender when i push on it. i guess that means i shouldn't push on it.

hi. i'm sleepy. and decluttering is horrible. it doesn't make anything cleaner, it just pukes up junk you didn't know you had.

but it's for a good cause, cause bay is coming to my haus to get kidnapped and kept forevers.

you think i'm joking. i'm not.

i'd hoped to look and be perfect for this moment, but i uh.. i'm just gonna look like a mere mortal. if i can't nab his attention with playboy tits, i'll nab it with food

by golly!

[ssn679doc]

my stab is healed and only gets tender when i push on it. i guess that means i shouldn't push on it.

i'd hoped to look and be perfect for this moment, but i uh.. i'm just gonna look like a mere mortal. if i can't nab his attention with playboy tits, i'll nab it with food

I'm glad to see you have a firm grasp of the obvious with the cut.....

If he is a "normal" guy, either attractants will work... both is better....

[bloodorchid]

i have plenty of socks to stuff my bra with

[ssn679doc]

i have plenty of socks to stuff my bra with

lol.... false advertising.....

[bloodorchid]

yeah

[ssn679doc]

yeah

I guess falsies aren't that bad if the food is good..... don't burn dinner.....

[namelesswonder]

Yay, Bay visiting! That is awesome and exciting and I am sure he will love you just as you are.

[bloodorchid]

he better, cause if he doesn't i know where he lives

i'll fruit loop his lawn, or something equally heinous

i'm gettin 'cited i was nervous. then excited. then nervous. then excited. now i'm excited again and tomorrow i'll be nervous

woo.. *exhale*

but okay, still on food track, still low on caffeine again. i haven't been able to get to sleep this past week. up until last night it was from back discomfort, and last night it was from hyper brain. it wanted to relay everything that could go wrong with the visit

*scoff* like i hadn't already thought of that

but spent time at the slightly less abandoned looking home. i give up on specifics and am right now just focusing on making it livable

[bloodorchid]

i watched guys take out the old unit to put in a new one

there's nothing quite like seeing the wood paneling under vinyl siding break off, no problemo, to make you feel safe and secure

but discovering it used to be mint green was somewhat amusing 'daaaaamn house, you old!'

ugh.. but learn from my mistake. don't run a floor cleaner all over the floor until AFTER any home improvement project that might pop up is completed. when i left there was a pile and scattering of at least 1 decade's worth of dirt and dust and dirty things on the (formerly) clean floor

full of burger patties and salads, not what i wanted but it'll do