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    Quote Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
    nice boobies.............
    What boobs... I couldn't get past the TEETH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssn679doc View Post
    What boobs... I couldn't get past the TEETH!
    anatomy 101 Doc. Boobies live south of the border !!!!!!!!!
    first find the teeth..............then go down down down down down down down eventually you WILL find some mammilian glands.........
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
    anatomy 101 Doc. Boobies live south of the border !!!!!!!!!
    first find the teeth..............then go down down down down down down down eventually you WILL find some mammilian glands.........
    lol... yes mammillian glands....

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    *stage whisper* thats a drag queen
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    *stage whisper* thats a drag queen
    *stage whisper* I knew that! (hiding my shame of not knowing that)

    Really???hmmm... I guess thats why my internal boob alarm didn't sound off....

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    i really really like her

    and i hope she wins this season of drag race



    and oh laws, guess what's comin back to tv!



    and my back muscles feel stiff and inflamed. i don't know what this portent portends. but the stab glue came off early i think, so i looked at my stab and it's all gross and neat and still open at the top so i neosporined and bandaided it

    i mean seriously, how can a straight edge blade make a triangle cut?

    i don't know. science.

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    that was not a drag queen ?????? how did she get a rack like that ?????????????????? I would be proud of a rack like that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    victoria's secret, padding, squishing and contouring
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    food this morning;

    half a diet dr pepper
    bowl of fatty honey greek yogurt

    hunger- nope

    food for lunch;
    canned chicken salad cucumber boats (don't judge me, god it was good)

    hunger- yes

    half a giant cucumber and half a cup of filling. i only feel like i had a small bite, my stomach feels empty and hungry... i'd make a terrible anorexic when my appetite is up

    and washing cucumbers in your hands looks dirty. don't tell me you haven't noticed.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    my eyes are heavy again and i'm sniffling again. i sneezed once earlier today. if i'm gonna fight off another cold i'm punching someone in the taint.

    ...even though heavy eyes and sniffles aren't bad... it's the principle of the thing.

    but this

    Pal's Hilarious 'Cheat Sheet' for Buddy with Severe Short-Term Memory Loss a Great Reminder That Good Friends Are Hard to Find

    and this

    Netflix unleashes the first trailer for its werewolf murder mystery series Hemlock Grove

    look at that fricken poster. i'm all atwitter, it's so coo. netflix is trying hard to win me back, since the begging emails didn't work

    and some stupid slattern told my bay beards were 'out'. shut up slut, he and his manly bearding are decadent.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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