the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 222

[ssn679doc]

nice boobies.............

What boobs... I couldn't get past the TEETH!

[NZ primal Gwamma]

What boobs... I couldn't get past the TEETH!

anatomy 101 Doc. Boobies live south of the border !!!!!!!!!
first find the teeth..............then go down down down down down down down eventually you WILL find some mammilian glands.........

[ssn679doc]

anatomy 101 Doc. Boobies live south of the border !!!!!!!!!
first find the teeth..............then go down down down down down down down eventually you WILL find some mammilian glands.........

lol... yes mammillian glands....

[bloodorchid]

*stage whisper* thats a drag queen

[ssn679doc]

*stage whisper* thats a drag queen

*stage whisper* I knew that! (hiding my shame of not knowing that)

Really???hmmm... I guess thats why my internal boob alarm didn't sound off....

[bloodorchid]

i really really like her

and i hope she wins this season of drag race



and oh laws, guess what's comin back to tv!



and my back muscles feel stiff and inflamed. i don't know what this portent portends. but the stab glue came off early i think, so i looked at my stab and it's all gross and neat and still open at the top so i neosporined and bandaided it

i mean seriously, how can a straight edge blade make a triangle cut?

i don't know. science.

[NZ primal Gwamma]

that was not a drag queen ?????? how did she get a rack like that ?????????????????? I would be proud of a rack like that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bloodorchid]

victoria's secret, padding, squishing and contouring

[bloodorchid]

food this morning;

half a diet dr pepper
bowl of fatty honey greek yogurt

hunger- nope

food for lunch;
canned chicken salad cucumber boats (don't judge me, god it was good)

hunger- yes

half a giant cucumber and half a cup of filling. i only feel like i had a small bite, my stomach feels empty and hungry... i'd make a terrible anorexic when my appetite is up

and washing cucumbers in your hands looks dirty. don't tell me you haven't noticed.

[bloodorchid]

my eyes are heavy again and i'm sniffling again. i sneezed once earlier today. if i'm gonna fight off another cold i'm punching someone in the taint.

...even though heavy eyes and sniffles aren't bad... it's the principle of the thing.

but this

Pal's Hilarious 'Cheat Sheet' for Buddy with Severe Short-Term Memory Loss a Great Reminder That Good Friends Are Hard to Find

and this

Netflix unleashes the first trailer for its werewolf murder mystery series Hemlock Grove

look at that fricken poster. i'm all atwitter, it's so coo. netflix is trying hard to win me back, since the begging emails didn't work

and some stupid slattern told my bay beards were 'out'. shut up slut, he and his manly bearding are decadent.