*stage whisper* thats a drag queen
i really really like her
and i hope she wins this season of drag race
and oh laws, guess what's comin back to tv!
and my back muscles feel stiff and inflamed. i don't know what this portent portends. but the stab glue came off early i think, so i looked at my stab and it's all gross and neat and still open at the top so i neosporined and bandaided it
i mean seriously, how can a straight edge blade make a triangle cut?
i don't know. science.
that was not a drag queen ?????? how did she get a rack like that ?????????????????? I would be proud of a rack like that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"never let the truth get in the way of a good story "
victoria's secret, padding, squishing and contouring
food this morning;
half a diet dr pepper
bowl of fatty honey greek yogurt
food for lunch;
canned chicken salad cucumber boats (don't judge me, god it was good)
half a giant cucumber and half a cup of filling. i only feel like i had a small bite, my stomach feels empty and hungry... i'd make a terrible anorexic when my appetite is up
and washing cucumbers in your hands looks dirty. don't tell me you haven't noticed.
my eyes are heavy again and i'm sniffling again. i sneezed once earlier today. if i'm gonna fight off another cold i'm punching someone in the taint.
...even though heavy eyes and sniffles aren't bad... it's the principle of the thing.
Pal's Hilarious 'Cheat Sheet' for Buddy with Severe Short-Term Memory Loss a Great Reminder That Good Friends Are Hard to Find
Netflix unleashes the first trailer for its werewolf murder mystery series Hemlock Grove
look at that fricken poster. i'm all atwitter, it's so coo. netflix is trying hard to win me back, since the begging emails didn't work
and some stupid slattern told my bay beards were 'out'. shut up slut, he and his manly bearding are decadent.