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    word of advice, don't stab yourself in the hand with a box cutter

    but i pulled the blade out so fast it didn't get bloody. like a NINJA, YEAH. but i was reading a blog post and they were talking about ear worming lady gaga so i got infected

    puh puh puh puh puh puh puh puh poke her face

    muh muh muh muh

    also, forcing yourself to let someone mush and poke and pull at your gaping stab wound because they are the healers should be a testament to your zen level

    and i frequently wake up with one or more hands under my body, so if this opens up during the night and i wake up looking like a horror movie victim and there's dog hair on it i will definitely shave all dogs down. you know what, i just want to tie my hand to a bed post now

    muh muh muh muhhhh

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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    oh BO you poor wee thing - put the box cutter down.... DOWN DAMN IT - put it down !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am making a wee cook book for a little american belle ( long story), anyhoo I was popping some beads onto some string using a wee bit of wire.................. managed to pull wire through width of thumb and out through thumb nail !!!!!!!
    ........... so I am with you on the "don't stab yourself with the box cutter thing !!!!"

    however I am with you in spirit, and hope that you don't bleed like a stuck pig over night. Not always a good look - blood on the sheets.................... unless you are a newl;y married virgin !!!!!!!

    okay enough Gwamma !!!!!!!!
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    agh *shudder shudder shudder* put the wire down, woman
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    yep - I'll tell you thou - my darling wee friend........ the pulling out of said wire wasn't the prettiest thing that you have ever seen.
    Gwamma was a cussing and a swearing - cos the bloody thing wouldn't come out !!!!!!!!!!!

    anyway heres hoping that you have not damaged any major organs in your 'slip of the knife" episode, and I am also hoping that I do-not have to amputate myself at the neck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    chicken and cabbage = no hunger

    chicken and baked potato = hunger

    that's annoying. i don't want to zero carb it as i am heavily fond of the occasional fruit and honey yogurt and glass of milk and sweet potato. but i would like to make some sort of progress on weight loss in the next several weeks

    even a small dent would be nice

    does anorexia work with pcos?

    and i pretty much love this picture

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    nice boobies.............
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    ...i think my stab wound is closed already. but that still doesn't keep some jerk part of my brain from making me hit that exact spot of my hand on things. and cookie's claw snagged on the glue and pulled it up from the wound. and i'm not gushing rivers of blood again so i guess it's okay but i'd really like to do some push ups and i'm pretty sure it would split the stab again.

    and that would hurt.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    noooooooo waaaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    and now my brokeback muscle is cramping



    the various bumps and scrapes and aches and pains are seriously getting on my nerves

    but i made a no-breads sandwich from the link, win-win-win all around. cucumber filled with catfish and salad greens and honey mustard.

    and no it's not really like eating a sandwich, it's unweildy as hell

    cramps cramps cramps fugh
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    i have shorts and a tee on, and because i'm cold i'm wearing a coat. this arrangement seems kind of dumb

    and i feel kind of twitchy and anxious. i put forth my weight and now i feel all 'i'm sorry i'm trying please don't judge me'

    and i still keep hitting my stab, to the point i put a bandaid on it and keep my hand in my pocket

    and i'll probably live on fish and cucumber 'sandwiches' for the foreseeable future

    and i'm gaining instead of dropping water weight and i really don't see how if i cut carbs and salt and diet soda intake

    meh. who knows. my body processes are messed up in every other way, why not this too. and it's really really cold outside.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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