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    i want to sleep, i want to shower, i want to take a muscle relaxer and bundle up and let out a sigh of relief. my shoulder is knotting and cramping, i'm sitting here exhausted and miserable, watching makeup tutorials.

    i've done a lot of push and pull and squat and stand and reach the last few days, helping get things in order for the christmas celebration. i feel a little guilty, not structured-ly working out to log. like i'm disappointing the website, like it's god of workouts, and he says to me 'son, i am disappoint'

    if i can just get up, i can get in the shower. if i get in the shower, i can soak in hot soapy water. if i soak in hot soapy water, i can bundle in covers and pillows. instead, i sit here trying to get my shoulder to relax but every movement ranges from dull to sharp pain

    aside from one small binge last night, food has been on track. i discussed with mother what the doc said, what the procedure meant. she was of the opinion of not calling back, surgery is not preferable. father cut in with but maybe it'll help, then she needs to. i admitted to being a baby, that i di not relish the thought of more removals of stitches and staples. waking up to a deformed, swollen face from being laid facedown an entire day. to grumpy, overworked nurses. to more pain, more wound checking, more wound tape when the wound wouldn't close, the tape feeling like sandpaper rubbing exposed nerves with every rip off

    but i digress

    perhaps it will be a simple in and out procedure, without the feeling that people should not be messing with my inside bits, and gaily out the door i will skip

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    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    crikey, I can barely function with my wedding set on let alone all that flotsam she's got glued to her nails! You go, girl.
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    i am back on track. i've had 10 days of sleep. i feel almost humanish again.

    breakfast was going to be steak, 6 fried yolks and a small sweet potato topped with yogurt and grated ginger. but i got full before the steak so that's lunch. it's also still bleeding, and while i am less anal about the pinkness of my meat i still do not appreciate rampant blood letting all over my plate

    but that sweet potato was immaculate. i love fresh ginger

    also surgery people called trying to get me to schedule the cutting open of my body before i even talked to the dr about it. pushy bastards

    my guy said they wanted my body, i replied that they wanted to slice and dice my body

    one is far less sexy than the other
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    ok so i 'felt hungry' while reading the internet, so i ate the steak. then i felt hungry again after that and ate some turkey and orange salad. i feel disgusting. THIS IS SO AGGRAVATING. I ONLY HAD A FEW DAYS OF BREAD PRODUCTS. JESUS H. MENDOZA.

    and the turkey was not good. i think it was mutated.

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    there IS such a thing as too many boiled eggs

    and this is dedicated to you baby! yeah, you know how is it. ungh. yeeeah

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    so i went to see a specialist about my back today. there had been talks with the good dr the day before of getting vetebroplasty to fix it. specialist looks at my back, looks at me, says
    'you're fkt'
    'i'm fkt?'
    'you're fkt'
    'oh'

    at the beginning end of looking down the tube of an infinity of pain, i can't say i'm happy about it. i believe my initial reaction was to repeatedly request being shot in the face. i was turned down, repeatedly.

    my eyes, body and mind hurt and i'm tired. last night i made spaghetti squash with 'home made' marinara of canned diced tomatoes, italian seasoning, roasted garlic herb seasoning and fresh ginger. and oysters. somehow it turned out spicy

    today i had a biscuit and small slush from dairy queen for breakfast, then roast beef sandwiches for lunch and supper. it's been a long day on top of a long week and i do not want to travel for more appts for at least a year

    does primal 80/20 count if you eat well every other day?

    my butt hasn't burned since the first time i did squats right, maybe they're just small but mighty and need no burning to let me know i did it right again
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    fine, i'm depressed and pissy about my back. i eat yummy meals and hours later will have something grainy and gross. i want to buy houseplants of all the stupid things to make myself feel better. specifically, succulents.

    i'm not tho, yet, because new glasses are expensive

    haven't worked out, have kept moving tho. i'm not 'stay in bed and cry because life sucks' depressed, i'm 'get angry and want to beat up all the inept people i'm having to deal with' depressed. after the anger, i shut off and down and go on autopilot

    blah. hungry but don't want food.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Your back is FIRED. FIRED!

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    fired like fired 2 weeks before retirement so no benefits fired
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Fired like dragged out kicking and screaming by security and replaced with a cactus garden!

    good luck with your back, surgery sucks, but Primal helps you heal faster!
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