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    ...............Clap clap
    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    mila kunis looks particularly sexehpretteh on the new allure cover. so much so that i want to put that makeup and hair on and be a luscious sex kitten, but i'm 99% sure it will be an Expectations vs Reality thing

    i've been feeling extra grungy lately. i mean, i haven't had anything to dress up for and i've been pretty worn down, but living in comfortable clothes and no makeup and hair clips... i feel grungy

    i feel grungy, my face feels grungy, my food feels grungy, my life is feeling pretty grungy
    beautiful
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i want to put that makeup and hair on and be a luscious sex kitten,
    Hmmmm... it takes makeup and hair to be a luscious sex kitten<pulls out notebooks, jots that down> That explains alot....

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    if you put on some lipstick youd be invited to heffs bedroom
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    if you put on some lipstick youd be invited to heffs bedroom
    lol... I doubt it my moobs aren't big enough for Hef.... but then again ya never know!

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    he's like a hundred and 5, he won't notice
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    he might when he gets further south-er.....

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    that's when you make sure you didn't sign the prenup
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    that's when you make sure you didn't sign the prenup
    at 105+ he'd proly has a hearts attak... then I gets PBM....

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    Meh... he always has his girlies around in multiples.
    As long as you can give head and shove one of the other girls forward when he goes groping south it'll be fine.

    None of the floozies girls are getting PBM... they are basically on contract cause he's old, but he's a pretty smart cookie.
    He has a daughter who already runs PB and is pretty much getting everything.
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