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    even when family guy isn't funny, i have a forever soft spot for seth



    i did indeed get a putty scraper to stab mirrors off walls. it'll serve double duty as 'sloppy paint/sealant off tile' scraper too. also, paint removing wipes is nifty and will probably all be used in one day/night because people in that house got paint everywhere, including the floors

    assholes

    but i did find a show called rehab addict that is right up my alley

    i got some extra sleep, but i'm still worn down. rainy weather = pain, like i didn't have enough

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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    dammit.. i painted my nails cause i figured i'd have plenty of time before i was ready to lay down and as soon as i got my thumb did i wanted my bra off

    no this is not tmi

    and if it is, just pretend i said sock

    BABY. WAKE UP I NEED HELP.

    covergirl, you make very nice polish. i don't always want to paint my nails, but when i do.. i want to remove articles of clothing while my nails are still wet

    and i've been sprinkling almond slivers and pomegranates on most of the foods i eat. even rice noodle spaghetti. i understand how weird that is. i think it even would have tasted pretty good if the sauce hadn't been disgusting. apparently mushroom and olive is gross now.. and i'm all caught up on the walking dead and the following, ad the boys are caught up on meat eating cause they got a hunk of butchered raw cow as i was cooking

    cookie still expresses his joy at my wakenings by body surfing back and forth over my hip, waka and bear would lick my face off if they figured out how to jump on the bed too

    for real, i may have to keep cookie's harbles attached so he can spread forth those goofball genes. the trust falls, the surfing, the flying leaps & the prancing should be experienced by all. and waka's dancing and hugs and sad cry eyes when bear pushes him over and his cujo impersonations.. and bear's cuddliness and volumptuous mane and giant happy face.. okay, everybody's staying intact, i need a rotation of 3 female poms each

    i think my nails are dry now, ima go get a few hours of sleep now
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    a man finding a woman attractive means he's gay? welllllll... okay



    and this!

    Jessica Lange will face off against Kathy Bates on American Horror Story

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    sigh.........

    the mirror was caulked and perma taped on



    so strong was the tape that i had to break the mirror off in sections



    so strong was the tape that it pulled the wall off



    son of a bitch



    and yeah, the bad luck mirror breaking is real. i had gas this morning. i magically did not have gas this afternoon. i think 'car's just parked on an incline, i'll neutral it and push it back some'

    car almost got away from me, front delts and back neck are sore.

    but i got hold of someone who could help and found a quarter in the yard, so i offered it as a token of thanks
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    in myquest to remove the mirror, i discovered who put it up. because the person who put it up hid her bank statements behind it. why? i don't know. if you can explain the rationale behind that, maybe you can explain the rationale behind taping paper plates over the plug-ins to keep from being spied on

    person is bugnuts, in other words. bugnuts went through a hide-in-the-house spell some years back, made a copy of the key and just kept going in

    bugnuts has since had a stroke and is in a nursing home now though

    but i will still bitchface about bugnuts and that damn mirror

    but the aches from runaway car wrestling have settled in and it's not in my shoulders or neck, but lower back/side/at an angle. and i passed out earlier and dreamed that i had to find my dogs and put them in a pen to keep them safe. my dogs included one that died several years ago and one that disappeared years and years ago, and that was depressing. and the pen was too small for them to be comfortable. and the one who died had her eyelid impaled by wire while jumping out. and it was just an unpleasant dream all around. i know why i had it, been worrying about pen placement for my boys, and my aunt's giant dogs hung out with me earlier and if i don't keep an eye on them they try to eat moving cars

    they listen to me though, when i get on to them for prey sighting an incoming car, so that's a small miracle. i'm kinda fond of them even when they keep trying to jump in my car

    boxer cheek flops are fun to play with
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    this makes me happy

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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    .....clap clap



    wheeeeeee

    bear now sees what the big deal is about being on the bed, aside from trying to lick my face off. at 3am, in no certain order, he laid on my chest, my legs, between my feet, sat leaning on my side during pets and generally cheerfully got in my face and blocked my view of the world. or he was ensuring he WAS my world, you know, tomato tomahto

    he's been on the bed plenty, but it seems like the lightbulb went off or something 'CUDDLES! CUDDLES IN THE SKY!'

    and when we were playing on the floor i particularly enjoyed his 'hnngf' grunt as he flopped on his side so i'd scratch his belly. he's heavier than he looks.

    it's easier to be affectionate and lovey with the boys than it is people

    i hope he remembers all the loves when i trim his nails soon. neurotic dogs are neurotic about the weirdest things.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Hear noise, grab phone, lock self in bathroom, call 911. Whatever you do, DON'T GO INTO THE BASEMENT ALONE! Sorry, didn't meant to yell.
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