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    you read books with big words for fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    you read books with big words for fun

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    I do.

    And for flattery...
    You get...
    Zombie cuteness kisses!
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    she looks like she has so much herpes right there

    but look what youtube gave me, world!

    I SAID LOOK ):<

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    Jenna Marbles totes pwned his shizznit!
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    yeh
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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post

    Jenna Marbles totes pwned his shizznit!
    She wins by benefit of her ass....uh, I mean rap skills....

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    Ok, it's official. Nothing can make me like zombies. If I can't like a zombie Marilyn giving kisses, I can't like them at all.

    I loved the end- Adam's "oh crap, I went too far, I'm sorry!" face.
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    eeee! i said, when i saw the video

    eeeeeeeeeeee! i said when i saw jenna



    i needed a muscle relaxer and a pain pill last night. raking one day day then hands-and-knees cleaning tile was not a good idea i guess

    i'm typing dumb still. so many verbal and typed typos todayback feels loose and painful at the same time which is weird

    grammas bird likes when i get him out of his condo of a cage. i sat with him by a window so he could check out the ladybirds (one of which had an eye that was not there D: ) but he was more interested in kissing me

    which would have been flattering if he'd been human

    so i distracted him with clicks, and he clicked back. then he duck walked closer to my head and went on another kissy spree. i lol'd and said 'what are you doing' and he lol'd back a while. then made kissy noises some more and pushing his beak in my cheek again

    dude. it's sweet but come on.

    and then he started making burping noises and urrrrrrring and i'm all I DON'T UNDERSTAND SPEAK ENGLISH so i urred back

    why don't i get this kind of action when i go shopping? there i'd stand, comparing prices, and a handsome, colorful fellow would walk up and kissy noise at me and push his nose in my face

    and then i could say 'no, good sir, for i am a taken woman. off with you, scoundrel!' and inside i could simper and giggle and think 'oh, you!'

    and there are some home improvement projects i will pay for and not diy, like refinishing the tub

    and squirrels playing on the roof sound like monsters

    too much carby food today, but in my defense i'm still drugged up and wobbly and mush mouthed and tired and feel bad
    beautiful
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    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    i want a fried egg sandwich.

    a salty, 2 sunny side up fried eggs sandwich on fluffy white bread

    after all this time, no matter what i eat, i always want a sandwich. people say it's just what's on the bread you like

    no.. no, i like what's on it and i like it

    and the lady on the shopping channel was getting orgasmic over italian jewelry. 'mmmm! yes. yes.' over and over. it was kind of hilarious. why am i watching the shopping channel? you ask. i'm not, i'm listening to it. there's a difference

    i am NOT weird for liking infomercials type things

    but i will not let myself have a sammich, so i had cottage cheese with craisins and almons and pomegranate seeds sprinkled on top. it was okay. but it was not an egg yolk sandwich. and eating just yolks isn't the saaaaaaaaaaaame



    but why not stay up. up hurts, down hurts. maybe doing a gangster lean will be the comfortable medium
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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