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    that reminds me of how little progress i've made *rubs chin* i'm going to have to rob a hospital, grab some morphine bags & get to squatting 500lbs

    i will have my hot ass
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    *rubs chin* i'm going to have to rob a hospital, grab some morphine bags & get to squatting 500lbs

    i will have my hot ass
    Do you do bodyweight squats? That'll firm the booo-tocks......

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    I have a broken back that thwarts my hot ass plans with pain when i work out

    because it's a dick
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    I have a broken back that thwarts my hot ass plans with pain when i work out

    because it's a dick
    Ahhhh, I see said the blind man.... I'll leave the dick thing alone....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post


    OMG - is that a chinchilla? Soooo cute. I'm going to go google them now to see if they make good pets. I've been pet-free since my Scully-kitty died and I kinda miss taking care of a furry friend.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

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    those little furry feet wibbles <3
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    It's so cute and furry, I must have one. And I'll love it and hug it to death. Except KC the hamster killer might strike again or run away in fear.

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    the wibbles got you too

    it's always the wibbly feet

    but you tell kc the hamster killer that i said i will turn kc into a pair of socks if kc kills that furry little angel from snuggly heaven D:
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Im watching the walking dead

    andrea. Why are you forever such a dumb. Ass. Ho. ?
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Because TWD (TV series) is essentially a soap opera + zombies.
    SNORE.
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