the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 205

[bloodorchid]

thank you you get a gif



that reminds me of how little progress i've made *rubs chin* i'm going to have to rob a hospital, grab some morphine bags & get to squatting 500lbs

i will have my hot ass

[ssn679doc]

*rubs chin* i'm going to have to rob a hospital, grab some morphine bags & get to squatting 500lbs

i will have my hot ass

Do you do bodyweight squats? That'll firm the booo-tocks......

[bloodorchid]

I have a broken back that thwarts my hot ass plans with pain when i work out

because it's a dick

[ssn679doc]

I have a broken back that thwarts my hot ass plans with pain when i work out

because it's a dick

Ahhhh, I see said the blind man.... I'll leave the dick thing alone....

[JoanieL]

OMG - is that a chinchilla? Soooo cute. I'm going to go google them now to see if they make good pets. I've been pet-free since my Scully-kitty died and I kinda miss taking care of a furry friend.

[bloodorchid]

those little furry feet wibbles <3

[phigment]

It's so cute and furry, I must have one. And I'll love it and hug it to death. Except KC the hamster killer might strike again or run away in fear.

[bloodorchid]

the wibbles got you too

it's always the wibbly feet

but you tell kc the hamster killer that i said i will turn kc into a pair of socks if kc kills that furry little angel from snuggly heaven D:

[bloodorchid]

Im watching the walking dead

andrea. Why are you forever such a dumb. Ass. Ho. ?

[cori93437]

Because TWD (TV series) is essentially a soap opera + zombies.
SNORE.