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    i took a benadryl and mean mugged the drips. that'll learn em

    and oh bbq sauce <3 now i know what ima do to my chicken
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i took a benadryl and mean mugged the drips. that'll learn em

    and oh bbq sauce <3 now i know what ima do to my chicken
    Careful with the BBQ sauce... most commercial ones are chock full of HFCS.... BUT you can make paleo ones!

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    i dab it, i don't like a mouthful of sweet

    kind of like parsley sprigs on a plate, juuuuuust a bit
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I could dang near turn Sweet Baby Ray's into a carbonated beverage.......

    When I grill chicken breast, I use Lowry's seson salt, garlic and pepper. Thats it. Any sauces are added by the eater at eating.

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    you have the technologehhh
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I had such a crush on:



    There's a 1970s channel? I really do need to eventually get real tv again.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    one of the comments on the hundred bajillion dollar man said something about that, but... i didn't pay a whole lot of attention, i was just skimming while loading

    1 person home/yard upgrading is not easy. it's even not-easier when a back is broke. and funds are under one million a week. so ihurt a great deal right now, but damn my plate is pretty

    observe;

    a 10 inch thick steak, medium rare? check
    2 small taters cooked in buttery steak juice? check
    long, fancy green beans cooked with roast beef because i'm out of bacon? check
    topped with almond slivers and pomegranate bits? check

    why?

    because i CAAAAAAN MLHJDFKLSJHFER

    really, my plate is beautiful in a way that fancy restaurants try to emulate but fail because they only serve tiny pieces of overly fancified food. so suck it, foodnetwork chefs. you tried and you failed

    but sitting out in the dark and imagining what everything will look like when cleaned up was really nice. the only thing missing was some liquor.

    but the pill is kicking in now. and aside from the back, i feel warm and worked out in a way that doesn't hurt and i like

    peaceable, yo

    so i guess the vitex induced pms from hell is over. i tried to contain the rage, but some leaked on bay. i don't know if he noticed. i don't know if you noticed, bay. but i tried not to.

    and dumpsters at trash dumps smell amazing
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    i need to show you these

    look at these



    and this



    totally redeems this

    baby needs colostrum
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    eff it in its effing eff hole, i'm COLD

    and shivering

    there is nothing caveman-like about needless freezing, i don't care what common sense says


    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    okay the basics;
    i'm 30
    i'm a girl
    i have pcos
    i have a rod in my spine
    i'm a neurotic

    the purpose;
    get no pcos
    stay forever young
    reclaim some sanity
    get a great ass

    current weight - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
    goal weight - a hot ass weight
    lol that is awesome

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