the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 200

[bloodorchid]

ohkaaaay

[bloodorchid]

so urban decay has new oz palettes out. how dare they try and make me spend money when i've barely bought anything frivolous this month. how dare they tempt me with a glinda set when they know i'll be needing spare cash for the foreseeable future

how dare you, urban decay. how dare you indeed

mmmmmmmmmmmnnnngggggg *shakes fist*

haha i'm trying to rationalize it to myself with 'you can order it then work out to earn it. that will earn it. you'll be doing yoga and you know for you that's some serious brain restraining to do the whole routine. come on, if you do yoga you'd earn 2 palettes'

i'm actually sleeping all night with a few wake-ups, i go to sleep early, it's nice. i have a situation i'm anxious about, but mostly i'm good emotionally. also aside from some extended hormonal shortness of temper. i know it's hormonal because it's here for no good reason

and cookie keeps finding new escape holes to wriggle out through. i'm pretty sure he's part mouse and a reincarnation of or the heir to houdini

and i don't care what non-anthropomorphize people say, he smiles and bear smiles and waka feels sad when bear moves him out from under my hand. poor waka.

squint-blink-blink is his cry face

[cori93437]

Bad you... you made me look!
But I do not like the Glinda pallette... pink is just not me.

However I kinda LOVE Theodora!
Now I must try not to rationalize it... and tell myself maybe I can catch it on Hautelook later for $$ off.

And ALL the anthropomorphizing! <3

[JoanieL]

that would be SO EXCITING

life is sad when you have to choose between warm chesticles or warm knees

i'm half tempted to set up a hillbilly hot tub with fire and a giant feed bucket

[bloodorchid]

Bad you... you made me look!
But I do not like the Glinda pallette... pink is just not me.

However I kinda LOVE Theodora!
Now I must try not to rationalize it... and tell myself maybe I can catch it on Hautelook later for $$ off.

And ALL the anthropomorphizing! <3

in my quest to become more feminine, i'm afraid i may have overshot the mark a little. i seriously want the woodstock eyeliner because 'it's so pretty!'

put a little fire beside or under that and i'd have sheer groany bliss

it's effing cold

[bloodorchid]

hormonal anger is still here

it led me to self rage a few days ago, i was fed up restricting what i really wanted to eat then calling myself weak when i'd eat it. i effing want carby food

and the things i was anxious about are going well, so i'm happy. and i'm still yogaing, so go me.

and like any other sad kid, if you show them extra attention, they get happy

hello wakawaka

[bloodorchid]

i woke up today anxious, sad-feeling and wanting to buy things to make me happy

i didn't

i also haven't vacuumed the dog hair off the floor so i can do yoga or something equally productive. there are some hunks from where they played, and i am sorely tempted to nair the lot of them

but then waka wouldn't have his swishy butt skirt, and bear wouldn't have his glorious mane and cookie would look weird

maybe i'll just eat a melatonin and go to bed early. that's what happens when you're somewhat antisocial and get bored at things like male strip shows

i guess i'm hard to entertain

[bloodorchid]

dinohunter's food porn pic journaling inspired my plate, and i was kinda excited to eat food

it's rare

but deboned chicken leg meat with vinegary bbq sauce drizzled on top, a sliced up and fried potato, and a salad topped with broccoli slaw & mushrooms & quartered cherry tomatoes & scallops & slivered almonds with pomegranate thingies

was really good. and i'm feelin kinda happy.

i still don't want to vacuum tho

[bloodorchid]

listen to it once, have it earworm forevaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[cori93437]

I watched I, Robot yesterday... so that actually makes complete sense to me right now.

And these ladies are Soooo Coooooo!


HAhhahaha