the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 199

[Gay Panda]

A dollymop?!? Well, I never!!!

* flounces away *

* flounces back * Want to come over and play Lego Lord of the Rings on my PS3 with me? Middle Earth needs us. And I have chicken. Or I will, once I pry the panda bottom from the recliner.

* flounces away again *

[bloodorchid]

*flounces in too*

yes that would be delightful, id love to

i'll bring alcohol. Cause.. Chickens like it. Especially cooked ones.

[Gay Panda]

I dreamed that I got a job cleaning out people's hoarded homes. And this one woman was hoarding bacon and lesbian romance novels. I was furious at having to throw away boxes of wasted bacon and the books kept falling everywhere.

That is absolutely fascinating, tiuhjnvds! I had that exact same dream several months ago!

* all proud at having my own quote used as spam *

[drssgchic]

Let's be honest, though, that one needed a repost since I missed it the first time around

[bloodorchid]

if i walked into that in real life i'm go full on anxious and touch and twist and tug various body parts until it looked like i had a form of tourettes

i have this thing about personal space

thank goodness it was only a dream *hand to forehead*

also, i am easily overwhelmed by diy home improvements. and i wonder if i can hire a professional to do it for a payment plan. which would be a very long term payment plan

i'm not rich, is what i'm trying to say

but i had no idea that average, but nice and roomy, tubs were not nearly as much money as i thought they'd be. so if i ever want to upgrade, i can get like 5 and tape them together

[drssgchic]

One of my goals in life is to have a claw-foot tub. The kind that's big enough where the boobs and knees can be submerged at the same time. How exciting would that be?

[bloodorchid]

that would be SO EXCITING

life is sad when you have to choose between warm chesticles or warm knees

i'm half tempted to set up a hillbilly hot tub with fire and a giant feed bucket

[winencandy]

One of my goals in life is to have a claw-foot tub. The kind that's big enough where the boobs and knees can be submerged at the same time. How exciting would that be?

I moved into an old house this fall. It has a claw foot tub!!!!
It's awesome!!!!!!

[bloodorchid]

can we have split custody of it?

[winencandy]

Supervised visitation only.