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    I'm having a hard time deciding what bone/joint/whatever else I would let a naked Ronda Rousey break.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    there is only one bone

    the penis one
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I used to think I was funny until I met Kathy Griffin. I知 gonna have to call my mama and have her tell me how good I am. - ginger minj

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    Ouch. I don't know about that.

    How about a finger or arm? Dislocated elbow? How 'bout we just rassle around for a while?
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    you are into some seriously masochistic nookie, home slice
    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    it's only 6 and i'm ready to get in bed. the darkness out the window plays a part. sooo i get to hunt around for time killers and fillers and not think longingly of bundling up under covers and read until i nod off

    cause waking up at 2am is the worst thing ever besides homicide, papercuts and natural disasters
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    Uggghhhhh mugh gugh why am i so hard to entertainnnnnnugh
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
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    Uggghhhhh mugh gugh why am i so hard to entertainnnnnnugh
    This will help. I just mooned you.

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    that was against my religion and offensive to my people

    you may as well have taken my toilet brush to clean your toilet

    if i had 1800s gloves on i'd adjust the cuffs of them while pompously posturing and assuring you of your luck that i was too busy to beat you up or i totally would
    beautiful
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    And then I would call you a yellow-bellied coward and challenge you to a duel!!!

    No one insults the Panda Honor and lives to tell the tale.

    But first I have to make some chicken and walk on Lonely Treadmill to prepare.

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    a pox upon you, you scurrilous gongoozling dollymop

    be gone!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I used to think I was funny until I met Kathy Griffin. I知 gonna have to call my mama and have her tell me how good I am. - ginger minj

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