the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 198

[justyouraveragecavemen]

I'm having a hard time deciding what bone/joint/whatever else I would let a naked Ronda Rousey break.

[bloodorchid]

there is only one bone

the penis one

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Ouch. I don't know about that.

How about a finger or arm? Dislocated elbow? How 'bout we just rassle around for a while?

[bloodorchid]

you are into some seriously masochistic nookie, home slice

[bloodorchid]

it's only 6 and i'm ready to get in bed. the darkness out the window plays a part. sooo i get to hunt around for time killers and fillers and not think longingly of bundling up under covers and read until i nod off

cause waking up at 2am is the worst thing ever besides homicide, papercuts and natural disasters

[bloodorchid]

.....

Uggghhhhh mugh gugh why am i so hard to entertainnnnnnugh

[Gay Panda]

.....

Uggghhhhh mugh gugh why am i so hard to entertainnnnnnugh

This will help. I just mooned you.

[bloodorchid]

>:[

that was against my religion and offensive to my people

you may as well have taken my toilet brush to clean your toilet

if i had 1800s gloves on i'd adjust the cuffs of them while pompously posturing and assuring you of your luck that i was too busy to beat you up or i totally would

[Gay Panda]

And then I would call you a yellow-bellied coward and challenge you to a duel!!!

No one insults the Panda Honor and lives to tell the tale.

But first I have to make some chicken and walk on Lonely Treadmill to prepare.

[bloodorchid]

a pox upon you, you scurrilous gongoozling dollymop

be gone!