the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 181

[bloodorchid]

I know... that's totes me being jelly... I just wish teh Grumpy cat was mine, and NAKED.

Also...
spent the evening giving myself a manicure with 5 different colors.
All fingers except ring fingers got a sheer milky base of cream white, then a sheer gold shimmer, then a sheer pink shimmer w/gold micro glitter top coat= milky pink with gold shimmer/micro glitter.
Ring fingers got a base coat of cream chartreuse then a two coats of lime green and gold glitter mix.

All got a couple of top coats... cause glitters are never smooth enough without topcoats... and POW!
So really pretty neutral light pink/golden nails, and one limeGREEN nail.
I've gone crazy.

i don't know if i would like bub more if he were naked or if i would be repelled violently.. hmm..

and you aren't crazy, you've just a case of the estrogens

probably from me... i'm sorry...

cause i'm currently sporting french tips that are blueish teal instead of white, and i heart them so *folded hands to cheek*

"thong" is just another word for butt floss.....

which is why it's so hard to find a comfortable one

[bloodorchid]

last night bay ended up texting me with his version of 'woman, where you at?' and i explained

and he called me, cause he's my sweet baby love

and when i alarmingly got teary, he made fun of me, cause that works and he's a dorkus

voldemortes of the world, kill yourselves

and people round these here parts say they fast to feel clean after bad food, i ate a grapefruit. it was messy as all hell to peel and chunk, but it was worth it. and maybe it's just a mental thing but eating the grapefruit made me feel cleaner than not eating anything

[canio6]

Well, grapefruits are awesome. What can you say?

and grumpy cat...ah, I really do not like cats, but as god is my witness I would choke out that cat's owner just so it could be mine. I love that little grumpy-faced f*ck.

[bloodorchid]

i bet he even has a grumpy meow

[canio6]

i bet he even has a grumpy meow

I am surprised they haven't recorded it.

[JoanieL]

I love the pair of grumpy kitties. Maybe they were littermates. Or maybe after finding one and loving it, the owner saw another and just had to have a matched set. Wanting "just one more," is a failing of us cat lovers.

An improperly fitted thong can feel like it's sawing into you. *ouch*

[WaylandC]

Also...spent the evening giving myself a manicure with 5 different colors. ... I've gone crazy.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[cori93437]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Alrighty then...



Three colors were used to create the neutral creamy sheer nails with gold and a hint of pink.
The chartreuse nail is cream chartreuse base with a clear glitter containing lime flake and smaller gold.

Bonkers.

I couldn't bring myself to have all bright nails... ONE the accent nail is a compromise since I'm drawn to these bold colors recently but still somehow fear them being too much.
Yeah... crazy.

*edit... I LOVE that Chartreuse!

[bloodorchid]

still somehow fear them being too much.
Yeah... crazy.

*edit... I LOVE that Chartreuse!

it's purty, and you're silly. so rock all 10 like you rocked blue hair!

[bloodorchid]

holy hell i feel horrible

let me count the ways! tired, sleepy, tired, sore, watery eyes. ze back, eet burns. weather is weird when it's all climate changed and we're exploding to death on the 21st

but i washed clothes. so i'm a somewhat responsible adult. and every time i hear the commercial that starts with 'that sneeze is a pre-cold' i keep thinking he's going to say pre-cum

every time so far