the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 180

[bloodorchid]

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[bloodorchid]

what kind of cojones does this dog have to look at ME like i'm inconvenient for twitching my arm while reading when he's the one under my pit and over my bicep and yanking the phone cord out of my face

and these FAYCES



i've been sleeping a lot of extra sleep the last few days. i don't know what i'm sleeping off but i'm sure it's a good reason to sleep this much

and i'm kind of dizzy which means it's been too long between zoloftes

but i did get bedding washed, so that as soon as the bed's remade i can just climb back in. clothes are less important and can be washed another day

and one day all my leftover hangups from voldemorte will go away. as i've been sleeping more, i've been talking to bay less, and in my brain it means i'm doing something 'wrong' and i get anxious to make it right before he gets angry or whatever

he calls me silly for feeling that way, and i'd call myself assdumb if i wasn't so anxious and hover-y

so yeah, bay, that's why i'm not texting, so i won't text too much saying some variation of 'i'm sorry' in ever increasing dramatics

[JoanieL]

I have 47 pairs of panties, so I can go that long between washing clothes. Sometimes longer if I put a few pairs in the sink. I didn't strive to have that many pairs, it's just simply easier to buy a 6-pack of cotton panties at Walmart than it is to do laundry. I also have two thongs, but as I get older, my patience with thongs is less. Once I'm wearing a thong, I'll usually go the whopping 15 feet from my front door to the laundry room.

[Gay Panda]

Should I pair my socks-and-sandals with a thong? Or is that one step too far?

[JoanieL]

Should I pair my socks-and-sandals with a thong? Or is that one step too far?

Only if you're a hot dog vendor in FL. (This may not make sense if you've never seen the thong wearing hot dog vendors in FL.)

[Zee]

as long as there aren't onions

if you add onions, you're out of the cool kids club

Oh no, no onions. I wouldn't dare to risk membership!

[cori93437]

I just want to know where they are getting those deformed faced grumpy-cats!
WTH... not there are TWO of them...

[bloodorchid]

I have 47 pairs of panties, so I can go that long between washing clothes. Sometimes longer if I put a few pairs in the sink. I didn't strive to have that many pairs, it's just simply easier to buy a 6-pack of cotton panties at Walmart than it is to do laundry. I also have two thongs, but as I get older, my patience with thongs is less. Once I'm wearing a thong, I'll usually go the whopping 15 feet from my front door to the laundry room.

that's a really good way to make me do laundry, because i've yet to find a comfy thong

and i searched

...for all of 5 minutes

Should I pair my socks-and-sandals with a thong? Or is that one step too far?

no, do it, then take strolls around the neighborhood

Oh no, no onions. I wouldn't dare to risk membership!

good *stare* but i'm watching you, newbie

I just want to know where they are getting those deformed faced grumpy-cats!
WTH... not there are TWO of them...

there are TWO! *paroxysms of joy*

[cori93437]

there are TWO! *paroxysms of joy*

I know... that's totes me being jelly... I just wish teh Grumpy cat was mine, and NAKED.

Also...
spent the evening giving myself a manicure with 5 different colors.
All fingers except ring fingers got a sheer milky base of cream white, then a sheer gold shimmer, then a sheer pink shimmer w/gold micro glitter top coat= milky pink with gold shimmer/micro glitter.
Ring fingers got a base coat of cream chartreuse then a two coats of lime green and gold glitter mix.

All got a couple of top coats... cause glitters are never smooth enough without topcoats... and POW!
So really pretty neutral light pink/golden nails, and one limeGREEN nail.
I've gone crazy.

[ssn679doc]

"thong" is just another word for butt floss.....