the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 174

**bloodorchid** · 11-22-2012, 09:40 PM

i'm going to make the bay help me with my struggle

see, my back hurts and i know working out will make it hurt more, but i want to do this so my butt will look like her butt

I'M HAVING. A CRISIS.

and bay's a perv, which is another reason i like him

AAAGGGGHHHHHHHH STUPID BACK, STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE

eta...

EEEEEE! <3

**bloodorchid** · 11-23-2012, 01:07 AM

I worked out. Im laying in bed feeling the space inside my rod burn and i have to seriously ask myself if its worth it.

The loud voice says i dont know

the quiet voice says maybe

i dont really know, myself. Mayhap the goal is too lofty. Or mayhap im just skurr of the pain.

**cori93437** · 11-23-2012, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by bloodorchid

bay's a perv, which is another reason i like him

... and now I'm a perv too.

**canio6** · 11-23-2012, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by cori93437

... and now I'm a perv too.

that makes two of us.

**bloodorchid** · 11-23-2012, 05:33 PM

at least he perved over my butt

gah!

part of the workout included bent over rows. i woke up not as sore. maybe i can put 2 and 2 together and row all day

**bloodorchid** · 11-23-2012, 07:18 PM

sweet baby jesus

if your dog dribbles or slurps fish oil onto his chin, don't assume his brother will eat it off

cookie smelled like a bucket of dead fish

**bloodorchid** · 11-23-2012, 08:09 PM

god i'm such a post whore on my journal, but here

i'm pretty sure i'd think about reading this if it were a book

National Novel Writing Month

and this wannabe hasn't convinced me yet

**Gay Panda** · 11-23-2012, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by bloodorchid

i'm pretty sure i'd think about reading this if it were a book

National Novel Writing Month

Dammit, why didn't I have that idea?!??!?! IT'S GENIUS!!!

I am so made of fail.

**bloodorchid** · 11-23-2012, 08:21 PM

if you change it into a woman riding a sex motorcycle with a penis on it, it would be a completely different story!

**winencandy** · 11-24-2012, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by bloodorchid

if waka and bear would learn to jump on my bed too maybe they'd do that instead of staring at cookie up there and whining loud enough i can't tune them out. but for the pain they endured, they were given pork twists wrapped in chicken jerky

the joy on bear's face.. silly dogs

Waka and Bear need a step. Lily has a Butterfly step for our bed.

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