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    i'm going to make the bay help me with my struggle

    see, my back hurts and i know working out will make it hurt more, but i want to do this so my butt will look like her butt



    I'M HAVING. A CRISIS.

    and bay's a perv, which is another reason i like him

    AAAGGGGHHHHHHHH STUPID BACK, STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE

    eta...

    EEEEEE! <3

    Last edited by bloodorchid; 11-22-2012 at 11:06 PM.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    I worked out. Im laying in bed feeling the space inside my rod burn and i have to seriously ask myself if its worth it.

    The loud voice says i dont know

    the quiet voice says maybe

    i dont really know, myself. Mayhap the goal is too lofty. Or mayhap im just skurr of the pain.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post


    bay's a perv, which is another reason i like him
    ... and now I'm a perv too.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    ... and now I'm a perv too.
    that makes two of us.

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    at least he perved over my butt gah!

    part of the workout included bent over rows. i woke up not as sore. maybe i can put 2 and 2 together and row all day
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    sweet baby jesus

    if your dog dribbles or slurps fish oil onto his chin, don't assume his brother will eat it off

    cookie smelled like a bucket of dead fish
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    god i'm such a post whore on my journal, but here

    i'm pretty sure i'd think about reading this if it were a book

    National Novel Writing Month

    and this wannabe hasn't convinced me yet

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i'm pretty sure i'd think about reading this if it were a book

    National Novel Writing Month
    Dammit, why didn't I have that idea?!??!?! IT'S GENIUS!!!

    I am so made of fail.

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    if you change it into a woman riding a sex motorcycle with a penis on it, it would be a completely different story!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    if waka and bear would learn to jump on my bed too maybe they'd do that instead of staring at cookie up there and whining loud enough i can't tune them out. but for the pain they endured, they were given pork twists wrapped in chicken jerky

    the joy on bear's face.. silly dogs
    Waka and Bear need a step. Lily has a Butterfly step for our bed.

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