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    Well, that settles it. I am cutting back on my pre-workout. Only two scoops of coffee for me.

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    i have no idea what this is

    so here you go

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owly View Post
    That bodybuilding meal video was awesome.
    i feel the same. i not only laughed, but oggled.

    how do you spell oggle?

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    One "g."

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    you shallow wench, ogling those poor men like they were nothing but beefcake

    flexing, bare armed beefcake

    helping gramma with errands and chores = getting lots of workouts and walks in. helping ma as well = sore run downed tired bodiness

    but that's why god created pills

    my upper body feels worked. my lower body feels worked. my legs feel all walked out. and i bought bear his very own second bathroom pee-upon towel because i am too damn worn out to keep correcting him, so when back soreness stops and sleeplessness stops, i'll pour febreze all over the floor and keep a hawk eye on him

    also, now that i "know how" to be a girl, girl things like nail painting are kind of meditatively relaxing. my nails are like 4 different colors tho. cause i'm like a wild stallion

    i can't be tamed.

    into painting with one color.

    like an adult.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    aw, vintage beefcakes

    Marlon Brando Was A Perfect Man

    i'm reminded of tom hardy for some reason

    i forgot what i was going to originally say

    other than a fat woman wanting an attractive man means she's aiming above her station

    but a fat man wanting an attractive woman means he's just getting his dues

    apparently
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Bay sleep breathing in my ears and cookie making me cuddle do wonders for my stress levels

    Memories given by assholes get nudged to the wayside

    and cookie limp-noodle falling face first into the crevice between my arm and body makes me smile
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    All I got from this were obscure Bill and Ted's references: Wyld Stallyns and "Station!". Don't judge me.

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    I never stop judging you
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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