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    Well, that settles it. I am cutting back on my pre-workout. Only two scoops of coffee for me.

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    i have no idea what this is

    so here you go

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owly View Post
    That bodybuilding meal video was awesome.
    i feel the same. i not only laughed, but oggled.

    how do you spell oggle?

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    One "g."

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    you shallow wench, ogling those poor men like they were nothing but beefcake

    flexing, bare armed beefcake

    helping gramma with errands and chores = getting lots of workouts and walks in. helping ma as well = sore run downed tired bodiness

    but that's why god created pills

    my upper body feels worked. my lower body feels worked. my legs feel all walked out. and i bought bear his very own second bathroom pee-upon towel because i am too damn worn out to keep correcting him, so when back soreness stops and sleeplessness stops, i'll pour febreze all over the floor and keep a hawk eye on him

    also, now that i "know how" to be a girl, girl things like nail painting are kind of meditatively relaxing. my nails are like 4 different colors tho. cause i'm like a wild stallion

    i can't be tamed.

    into painting with one color.

    like an adult.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    aw, vintage beefcakes

    Marlon Brando Was A Perfect Man

    i'm reminded of tom hardy for some reason

    i forgot what i was going to originally say

    other than a fat woman wanting an attractive man means she's aiming above her station

    but a fat man wanting an attractive woman means he's just getting his dues

    apparently
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Bay sleep breathing in my ears and cookie making me cuddle do wonders for my stress levels

    Memories given by assholes get nudged to the wayside

    and cookie limp-noodle falling face first into the crevice between my arm and body makes me smile
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    All I got from this were obscure Bill and Ted's references: Wyld Stallyns and "Station!". Don't judge me.

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    I never stop judging you
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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