the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 172

[canio6]

Well, that settles it. I am cutting back on my pre-workout. Only two scoops of coffee for me.

[bloodorchid]

i have no idea what this is

so here you go

[bloodorchid]

--> We're not positive, but we're pretty sure this is a magical forest creature that feeds on rainbows and dreams <--

O.O

give meeeeeeee







wait, not that one.. this one

[zoebird]

That bodybuilding meal video was awesome.

i feel the same. i not only laughed, but oggled.

how do you spell oggle?

[JoanieL]

One "g."

[bloodorchid]

you shallow wench, ogling those poor men like they were nothing but beefcake

flexing, bare armed beefcake

helping gramma with errands and chores = getting lots of workouts and walks in. helping ma as well = sore run downed tired bodiness

but that's why god created pills

my upper body feels worked. my lower body feels worked. my legs feel all walked out. and i bought bear his very own second bathroom pee-upon towel because i am too damn worn out to keep correcting him, so when back soreness stops and sleeplessness stops, i'll pour febreze all over the floor and keep a hawk eye on him

also, now that i "know how" to be a girl, girl things like nail painting are kind of meditatively relaxing. my nails are like 4 different colors tho. cause i'm like a wild stallion

i can't be tamed.

into painting with one color.

like an adult.

[bloodorchid]

aw, vintage beefcakes

Marlon Brando Was A Perfect Man

i'm reminded of tom hardy for some reason

i forgot what i was going to originally say

other than a fat woman wanting an attractive man means she's aiming above her station

but a fat man wanting an attractive woman means he's just getting his dues

apparently

[bloodorchid]

Bay sleep breathing in my ears and cookie making me cuddle do wonders for my stress levels

Memories given by assholes get nudged to the wayside

and cookie limp-noodle falling face first into the crevice between my arm and body makes me smile

[WaylandC]

All I got from this were obscure Bill and Ted's references: Wyld Stallyns and "Station!". Don't judge me.

[bloodorchid]

I never stop judging you