the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 165

[JoanieL]

Oh, good on that guy's speech. I thought he was a tool at first, but he redeemed himself.

We've got all this big shit going down. People who lost their homes to unscrupulous bankers, people underemployed, one out of four kids going to bed hungry, kids learning squat in skool, shit health care, and agra business feeding us poison. And what are the pinheads concentrating on? Them dadblamed homos. What a bunch of fucktards.

[bloodorchid]

i'm not really counting gramma food as falling off the wagon. like rainbows and unhappy dry buttsecks at the gas pump, gramma food just IS. on one half of the plate, we have real mashed potatoes, lima beans and yam patties. on the other we have gravy on the potatoes, fried chicken and a 2x2 chunk of chocolate cake

and that just reminded me that i brought home a slice of punkin pie but left it in my auto. sigh... i don't feel like getting it now.

maybe i'll leave it til it grows mold and i won't have to happily and orgasmically eat it

now that i have a female times tracker app, i stopped keeping math in my head. so i just look at the app, say to myself '4 days and still so anger?' and be still so angered

i honestly don't know what's going on. but i am SO. EFFING. PISSED. AT EVERYTHING. when people i don't know get in my space i want to literally growl and say moooooove

it took a few extra hours to get to sleep, so i'm kinda tired now

yawn yawn yawn

[bloodorchid]

also i find the best stuff when i'm not signed in youtube

abe won.

[Alex Good]

Fucking awesome.

[WaylandC]

Yeah, I'm hot. We can totes sexy sex. I agree that Abe won. *hip thrusting*

[namelesswonder]

Yes, I love Epic Rap Battles of History! That one was awesome.

[bloodorchid]

Yeah, I'm hot. We can totes sexy sex. I agree that Abe won. *hip thrusting*

you wanna be abe, and i'll be lady mitt and we can make me all flip floppity?

[Alex Good]

you wanna be abe, and i'll be lady mitt and we can make me all flip floppity?

Who's gonna be lady obama? Because you just know she'd take Abe in a heartbeat. Plus 3-ways are always better than couple sex.

[bloodorchid]

ooo

maybe someone can dress up as mitt's old dog and bring chocolate sauce to smear around

[bloodorchid]

walking dead got decidedly awesome over the break! last season it was 'god lori's stupid' and 'god carl's stupid'. now it's 'OMG I HAVE A LADY BONER FROM HOW MUCH I AM ENJOYING THIS'

thank you show, for getting less dumb

and i ate doritos! D: