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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    kids are such pervs

    i should know, i used to be one
    Wanna know what all the moaning I was doing earlier was about?


    Stretching.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    hahaha that would do it
    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    i just wanted to put this here

    baby i think i found your magic bullet path to ripped to hell awesomeness



    if you try this, for the love of god film it for me

    in other news, supper last night was Gloop (tm) (c) (r). ground beef, sun dried tomatoes, artichoke bits, sweet potato dices, pizza sauce (what i had on hand) and some cinnamon. duhlishus, so i had the leftovers for breakfast

    and in only a few short weeks of being back on the wagon, i am fertile once again. so if anyone wants to make babies, come on by

    but call first, so i can brush my hair or whatever it is women do
    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    Oooooh! Me! Me! Me!
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    OMG I would totally drop the barbell on myself while peeing myself laughing if I ever saw some dude doing that at the gym.
    “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    Oooooh! Me! Me! Me!
    i thought you were all 'ohhhh i have to be in a relayyyyshunship'

    besides, i could be ugly as sin for all you know

    besides, lol, reels em in every time

    Quote Originally Posted by Owly View Post
    OMG I would totally drop the barbell on myself while peeing myself laughing if I ever saw some dude doing that at the gym.
    it's friggen amazing. AMAZUHZING.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    The phrase "silly goose" was created for that dude. Plus, JB did it better.

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    you're from georgia huh?

    i bet you're hot

    wanna have sexy sex?
    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    don't skip after the first minute, watch it til the end

    or else
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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    well, i guess like a once in a lifetime spotting of bigfoot, there goes the way of one waylandc

    you know what's helpful? clearance racks. those are helpful. i got 2 shirts and a skirt for 30 bucks. why do i need a skirt? who the hell knows, my legs are blindingly white.

    but it was knocked down to 4$ and it was pretty and it was loose and flowy

    i don't care what bbw and bbw lovers alike say, tight skirts don't look good on pcos bellies

    not mine anyways.

    am i angry because it's crimson tide season or am i angry because flowing hormones make me less inhibited? i don't know. but we're still on the wagon, go us
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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