the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 164

[Alex Good]

kids are such pervs

i should know, i used to be one

Wanna know what all the moaning I was doing earlier was about?


Stretching.

[bloodorchid]

hahaha that would do it

[bloodorchid]

i just wanted to put this here

baby i think i found your magic bullet path to ripped to hell awesomeness



if you try this, for the love of god film it for me

in other news, supper last night was Gloop (tm) (c) (r). ground beef, sun dried tomatoes, artichoke bits, sweet potato dices, pizza sauce (what i had on hand) and some cinnamon. duhlishus, so i had the leftovers for breakfast

and in only a few short weeks of being back on the wagon, i am fertile once again. so if anyone wants to make babies, come on by

but call first, so i can brush my hair or whatever it is women do

[Alex Good]

Oooooh! Me! Me! Me!

[Owly]

OMG I would totally drop the barbell on myself while peeing myself laughing if I ever saw some dude doing that at the gym.

[bloodorchid]

Oooooh! Me! Me! Me!

i thought you were all 'ohhhh i have to be in a relayyyyshunship'

besides, i could be ugly as sin for all you know

besides, lol, reels em in every time

OMG I would totally drop the barbell on myself while peeing myself laughing if I ever saw some dude doing that at the gym.

it's friggen amazing. AMAZUHZING.

[WaylandC]

The phrase "silly goose" was created for that dude. Plus, JB did it better.

[bloodorchid]

you're from georgia huh?

i bet you're hot

wanna have sexy sex?

[bloodorchid]

don't skip after the first minute, watch it til the end

or else

[bloodorchid]

well, i guess like a once in a lifetime spotting of bigfoot, there goes the way of one waylandc

you know what's helpful? clearance racks. those are helpful. i got 2 shirts and a skirt for 30 bucks. why do i need a skirt? who the hell knows, my legs are blindingly white.

but it was knocked down to 4$ and it was pretty and it was loose and flowy

i don't care what bbw and bbw lovers alike say, tight skirts don't look good on pcos bellies

not mine anyways.

am i angry because it's crimson tide season or am i angry because flowing hormones make me less inhibited? i don't know. but we're still on the wagon, go us