the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 163

[bloodorchid]

i'll tell you why

because satan owns the soul of every movie exec in hollywood. in return for power and riches, his price is humiliation via terrible movie decisions before eternal roasting in hell

dance puppets! ahahahahaaa

[JoanieL]

I knew there had to be a reason. lol

[bloodorchid]

who had a 12 hour fast? this girlladyperson thing

who broke it with a fresh kfc biscuit? ugh.. relatives. evil.

but how quickly one's tongue forgets, i didn't want moar and i didn't eat moar. when i cooked muh supper i made burger steaks with burger toppings and a salad with cheesy kielbasa things. and i got full on half the meat so i guess.. breakfast on ze morrow

i vacuumed for gramma again. and it occurred that perhaps i should vacuum my digs too since the pups and i are sneezy

but not tonight

because i'm lazy

[bloodorchid]

i'd like to take a moment to remember a very special moment in my tv viewing life



as well assssssss........ thees



yaaaaaay

[badgergirl]

who had a 12 hour fast? this girlladyperson thing

Repeat after me: "I am a bonnie lassie. I am a very bonny lassie."

[bloodorchid]

i am a VERY BONNIE LASSIE

[bloodorchid]

i'm cold. i dozed under a heating pad for a few hours, that was nice. i don't know why so many people say such amazing things about hemp lotion. it seems like i just cut my nails down 2 days ago and they're already claws again. i think i'm gonna be a unicorn for halloween.

it's stupid simple. and there's glitter involved.

i was angry earlier. i guess i still am. i am heavily tempted to leave a youtube comment on a makeup vid saying the stupid picture they took for the beginning makes her mouth look like a gaping worn out anus after a 10 hour anal gangbang.

[bloodorchid]

the creeper lust face makes this even better



if you had barbies and kens, this was you. don't deny it. mom saw me playing with my dolls one day and said '...maybe you've been watching too much tv'



and friggen this, cause it's adorable

[Alex Good]

I can't even watch that first one because the family's trying to sleep. And yeah, whenever I would play with my cousin's barbies it was sexual.

[bloodorchid]

kids are such pervs

i should know, i used to be one