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    i'll tell you why

    because satan owns the soul of every movie exec in hollywood. in return for power and riches, his price is humiliation via terrible movie decisions before eternal roasting in hell

    dance puppets! ahahahahaaa
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I knew there had to be a reason. lol

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    who had a 12 hour fast? this girlladyperson thing

    who broke it with a fresh kfc biscuit? ugh.. relatives. evil.

    but how quickly one's tongue forgets, i didn't want moar and i didn't eat moar. when i cooked muh supper i made burger steaks with burger toppings and a salad with cheesy kielbasa things. and i got full on half the meat so i guess.. breakfast on ze morrow

    i vacuumed for gramma again. and it occurred that perhaps i should vacuum my digs too since the pups and i are sneezy

    but not tonight

    because i'm lazy

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    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    i'd like to take a moment to remember a very special moment in my tv viewing life



    as well assssssss........ thees



    yaaaaaay
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    who had a 12 hour fast? this girlladyperson thing
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    i am a VERY BONNIE LASSIE
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    i'm cold. i dozed under a heating pad for a few hours, that was nice. i don't know why so many people say such amazing things about hemp lotion. it seems like i just cut my nails down 2 days ago and they're already claws again. i think i'm gonna be a unicorn for halloween.

    it's stupid simple. and there's glitter involved.

    i was angry earlier. i guess i still am. i am heavily tempted to leave a youtube comment on a makeup vid saying the stupid picture they took for the beginning makes her mouth look like a gaping worn out anus after a 10 hour anal gangbang.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    the creeper lust face makes this even better



    if you had barbies and kens, this was you. don't deny it. mom saw me playing with my dolls one day and said '...maybe you've been watching too much tv'



    and friggen this, cause it's adorable

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I can't even watch that first one because the family's trying to sleep. And yeah, whenever I would play with my cousin's barbies it was sexual.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    kids are such pervs

    i should know, i used to be one
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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