the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 160

[bloodorchid]

oh i have boobs, i've just been asexual for most of my life

[zoebird]

this is pages back, but honey booboo's mom is quite a vivacious woman. at least, that's what i see. admittedly, i do not watch any shows or whatever what not. but the snippets that i've seen show me a pretty vivacious woman. perhaps she's only vivacious in snippets.

i know that was pages ago now.

I am so angry and upset. I can't tell you. I just want to fire everyone. FIRED FIRED FIRED AND FIRED. ok, not everyone. just those four people. still.

[bloodorchid]

she's actually really intelligent/insightful

her boyfriend and kids are dumber than a sack of rocks tho

and for your next business meeting, gather everyone up and yell that to them

[zoebird]

now I'll have to watch. at least her family has someone to look after them.

[Alex Good]

oh i have boobs, i've just been asexual for most of my life

What does sexual preference have to do with femininity?

[bloodorchid]

long story short, i want to look hot for my guy

and the general population

sexual preference wasn't really factored in, but once depression faded out i was attracted to men and women too. so. you know. that doesn't help me decide who i really ammmmmmmmmmm insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

WHOOOOOOOOO IS THAT GIRL I SEEEEEEEEEE, STARING STRAIGHT BACK AT MEEEEEEEEE

[Alex Good]

So you mean your lack of sexual attraction (and the depression that came along with it) resulted in a lack of any perceivable gender traits other than the biological ones?

[bloodorchid]

been that way since teens, i started having to learn how to be a girl by watching people do it on youtube

[Alex Good]

If one learns by watching then I must be a master of female orgasms.

[bloodorchid]

after you watch you must apply the knowledge learned to become a true master, young padawan

...so uh... grow a vagine and orgasm away!