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    oh i have boobs, i've just been asexual for most of my life
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    yeah you are

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    this is pages back, but honey booboo's mom is quite a vivacious woman. at least, that's what i see. admittedly, i do not watch any shows or whatever what not. but the snippets that i've seen show me a pretty vivacious woman. perhaps she's only vivacious in snippets.

    i know that was pages ago now.

    I am so angry and upset. I can't tell you. I just want to fire everyone. FIRED FIRED FIRED AND FIRED. ok, not everyone. just those four people. still.

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    she's actually really intelligent/insightful

    her boyfriend and kids are dumber than a sack of rocks tho

    and for your next business meeting, gather everyone up and yell that to them
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    yeah you are

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    now I'll have to watch. at least her family has someone to look after them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    oh i have boobs, i've just been asexual for most of my life
    What does sexual preference have to do with femininity?
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    long story short, i want to look hot for my guy

    and the general population

    sexual preference wasn't really factored in, but once depression faded out i was attracted to men and women too. so. you know. that doesn't help me decide who i really ammmmmmmmmmm insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

    WHOOOOOOOOO IS THAT GIRL I SEEEEEEEEEE, STARING STRAIGHT BACK AT MEEEEEEEEE

    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    So you mean your lack of sexual attraction (and the depression that came along with it) resulted in a lack of any perceivable gender traits other than the biological ones?
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    been that way since teens, i started having to learn how to be a girl by watching people do it on youtube
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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    If one learns by watching then I must be a master of female orgasms.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    after you watch you must apply the knowledge learned to become a true master, young padawan

    ...so uh... grow a vagine and orgasm away!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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