the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 155

[bloodorchid]

lying in bed with the dogs looking at stuff on youtube on the toy my baby got me is nice. that's what i did yesterday morning. cookie laying along my side with his head in my armpit is nice too. he figured out that's the best position to get cuddled ANNNND get a belly rub at the same time

later on that morning, after putting some cash in the bank, i went by the indoor farmers market and had a look-see. i could get a giant basket full of sweet potatoes for 10$. so that's on my to-do list in the future. the 'genuine amish baked goods' looked like store bought stuff *skeptical eyes* but the main attraction, the thing that caught and held my eyes was... real milk from a local rural dairy in GLASS JUGS. GLASS JUGS, FOLKS. and the butter was in big plastic 'crammed in by hand' tubs

now i've never seen real live whole milk. the highest i've seen is 4% so, you know, since i'm a hick from hick town i assumed that THAT was whole milk

no. no folks, i was wrong. whole milk has cream alllll up in the lid of the glass jug that my grandmother told me was likely from handmilked cows and *gasp shocked face* you'll never lose weight drinking that

oh gramma. if it's all i drink, i just might

because i was sated on one cup. but it was so good i had 2. and i got full. and i stayed full.

so. much. LOVE. for that place. EFF BUYING MILK FROM STORES, I'LL GLADLY PAY MORE FOR THAT GLASS JUG OF JOY.

but yeah. i spent about 7 hours at grammas yesterday, 4 of those spent dusting with the vacuum. i told her to call me months ago when she wanted her house vacuumed, she never did so i assumed an aunt was :| gramma got a talking to

then i got a talking to for not wanting to take her money



then i went home and lay down to loosen up some while looking at more youtube and texted some with my guy. i guess he knew once he saw the words "i'm" and "laying down" that i'd pass out so no more texteses from him

and i slept all night, and woke up, and here i'm am a few hours later

hydros, it's what's for breakfast

[justyouraveragecavemen]

breakfast o' champions

[cori93437]

"EFF BUYING MILK FROM STORES, I'LL GLADLY PAY MORE FOR THAT GLASS JUG OF JOY."

Shake, pour, and BLISS!

Welcome to my world sweetie...
Mine comes in half gallon mason jars. LOL
And if you can ever get your hands on some real Guernsey milk (it's a golden color, don't let that stop you) it's EVEN BETTER!

Chillax and feels bettah today.

[bloodorchid]

well, it was a feel worse day, so i'm walking around with my pt band and randonly whapping my arms back

BUT

yeah, i don't know a but. but i'm back on the wagon AGAIN after comfort fooding. i need to stop that. and i'm watching here comes honey boo boo, and the oldest girl had the baby, and the teeny little 1 day old baby has heart burn and i'm like </3 NO, use your brains and don't feed her that formula

tiny little helpless things. my kryptonite. i've had copious amounts of caffeine with my saturated fats. i'm hyper.

but i've held off on pills so far, more band snapping and yoga arm throw backing helps this time. doesn't always, most times banding makes it worse. so who knows.

the other night i realized i was looking forward to eating a muscle relaxer even tho i didn't have too much stiffness going on, so i went all 'damn..' my past jokes of becoming a 20$ handjob giver living in a box on the sidewalk were trying to come to fruition

[bloodorchid]

guess what dessert is! the rest of the milk out of the jug thing. i have trouble believing it's a full 64oz like the bottle says. but i'm buying more. and once my 2 buck glass jug deposit fee is given, it will be a never ending cycle of deposit return and take back

but i wanted to give the world this



and this

25 Adult Jokes In Cartoons That You Never Understood As A Kid

[zoebird]

sting rays are really curious, sweet animals. they are lovies, so long as you don't scare them, becuase then their hit you with their stinger, and you die. or just get really badly hurt.

i wish our milk share did glass jugs. I suppose that if I supplied it, they would do that for us. still. they should anyway.

[bloodorchid]

stingrays also make great pictures

wellllllp.. couldn't sleep. so i talked to bay til he passed out then i youtubed then i fiddled around then i read then i got hungry then i got up then i hobbled around sore. made me gruuuuuuuumpy

i resentfully ate a giant salad. but as a manner of rebellion, i put in extra fruit

[cori93437]

sting rays are really curious, sweet animals. they are lovies, so long as you don't scare them, becuase then their hit you with their stinger, and you die. or just get really badly hurt.

i wish our milk share did glass jugs. I suppose that if I supplied it, they would do that for us. still. they should anyway.

Even if you get hit by a stingray most folks live... it's not that terrible a thing. A trip to the hospital...

The reason a certain famous Australian died was slightly different... He was swimming close, directly over a very large stingray, so that when it his him it stuck him right in the chest. In the heart...
He effectively died of trauma, not the venom at all.

"Contact with the stinger causes local trauma (from the cut itself), pain, swelling, muscle cramps from the venom, and later may result in infection from bacteria. The injury is very painful, but seldom life-threatening unless the stinger pierces a vital area" (i.e. get thee to a hospital if you incur a deep wound.)


I've caught small rays while fishing accident here in FL(unintentionally of course), and been whipped by the tail in the process of de-hooking. Not fun, it burns! But I don't blame them.

But they are really cool... and curious. And anywhere there is regular food they will come and beg... like big grey sea rats.
And they don't mind a little petting either. Just stay away from the sharp end.

** In the picture above everyone DOES see the mans head just above the ray where he is "helping" it onto the ladies back, right... the two older ladies to the Right are looking at him.
That man is a TROLL. LOL


!!! OMG... Am I seeing that correctly... did Mitt Romeny take a real live f*king DONKEY with him to speak to the Latino voting community?!
My head just exploded.
BAD spray Tan and a DONKEY.

[bloodorchid]

unless you saw a jackass somewheres all i found was political blogs

and i prefer to believe that mr stingray was like 'we're taking pics?! SUP LADIES!' and the older ladies were smiling at the younger ladies crapping their pants

through some strange voodoo i once again could not sleep so i was up all night all the way past 1pm. i could finally take a nap, the dogs went crazy several hours later, before my alarm went off which is the worst time to wake up, because a travelling meat salesman was banging at the door. i stumble to it, bed head and no bra, and dude says 'oh noesss i didn't mean to wake you'

WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PRETENDED THIS WOULD GO LIKE AN 80S PORN AND I'D BE HAPPY TO HANDLE YOUR MEAT

he leaves after i assure him more than once that i am not interested in his meat, i stumble back to lay back down and every time i doze off, the dogs, specifically waka, on high alert, bark at the great nothingness. i know this because their INTRUDER ALERT bark and their I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M BARKING AT bark differ

it's especially eyeroll inducing when they're looking around trying to find something to aim their barks at

so once again, i tell them to hush it, i doze off, then the alarm goes off. i growl, reset it, and here we go for round 2

so as i can now see, trying to ride out soreness makes me angrier than a motherfugh and i should really go slam back a pill like a shot of tequila

[zoebird]

yeah, i remember that his death was a freak accident. LOL i also remember getting a good "whip" to the arm by a small one and it hurting like the dickens. I didn't need stitches or anything, though.

I had teacup rays that I took care of at this one pet store whre I worked. I loved those little guys. They were gorgeous. So sweet. If I could manage to keep an aquarium, I would have rays.