Page 151 of 359 FirstFirst ... 51101141149150151152153161201251 ... LastLast
Results 1,501 to 1,510 of 3585

Thread: the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 151

  1. #1501
    cori93437's Avatar
    cori93437 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    central FL
    Posts
    6,949
    Shop Now
    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    er mah gerd <3



    but it was all fun and games til mom showed up. then it was a horrific massacre
    IMPOSSIBLE... did you see all those healthy normal men walking around.
    There should only be girls/wimmens.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


  2. #1502
    bloodorchid's Avatar
    bloodorchid is online now Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    tn
    Posts
    8,682
    to help ease the pain of low male population, some countries have adopted an innovative dating defense mechanism

    they dress like men and speak with deepened voices

    like some female frogs turning into boy frogs
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

  3. #1503
    bloodorchid's Avatar
    bloodorchid is online now Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    tn
    Posts
    8,682
    Quote Originally Posted by onalark View Post
    Bloodorchid, I fucking love you.
    i needed that
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

  4. #1504
    bloodorchid's Avatar
    bloodorchid is online now Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    tn
    Posts
    8,682
    i'm covered in dog hair.

    so i did some googling on compression fractures and read forum posts, that leads to looking up back braces cause i ain't gonna lie, i'm about ready to live in one. so i keep googling and following links and reading and this dude says that in 8 months of throwing around 1lb weights (cause that's all he could manage) he's now well enough to work part time. 8 months. 1lb weights.

    i'm about ready to laughcry and drink pills down like water.

    1 gentle workout leads to weekSSSSS of extra special pain, the last time i used weights, my fracture spot throbbed while i lay in bed. i workout with a band, after pain is like horsewhipped skin on the inside

    and now my hip flexorses are getting tight, and i know i need to do things more often

    i just don't want to. it hurts.

    maybe i can do like my physical therapists did after the original surgery, feed my face a pill before and after

    life is one giant lesson. (it's also a journey. it's also a highway.) you get an obstacle, you figure out how to get through it. i know what i have to do, the obstacle is the pain. and it's so damn big.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

  5. #1505
    bloodorchid's Avatar
    bloodorchid is online now Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    tn
    Posts
    8,682
    it feels good to be back on the wagon

    family type foods... all weekend.

    i'm also saying eff you to the back and doing PT with the red band of doom. because maybe it's just a high from the pills, but i can take it. i just need to whine a while before buckling down

    also.... i bought the boys doggy vitamins and they had an avocado chaser

    because who's the most spoiled little pups? mhm.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

  6. #1506
    bloodorchid's Avatar
    bloodorchid is online now Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    tn
    Posts
    8,682
    please nice lady, come paint all my walls

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

  7. #1507
    JoanieL's Avatar
    JoanieL is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Laissez le bon temps rouler!
    Posts
    6,555
    Well I've reached the end (so far). A wonderful read!

    I like Supernatural also. One of my favorite shows though I didn't discover it 'til I gave up real tv and became a cheapskate Hulu person.

  8. #1508
    JoanieL's Avatar
    JoanieL is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Laissez le bon temps rouler!
    Posts
    6,555
    I almost forgot. Was someone looking for Dirk Gently?

    Try here: Dirk Gently - A Video PlayList on Dailymotion

  9. #1509
    cori93437's Avatar
    cori93437 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    central FL
    Posts
    6,949
    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    I almost forgot. Was someone looking for Dirk Gently?

    Try here: Dirk Gently - A Video PlayList on Dailymotion
    Hehehehe... Thanks for that!
    It's been a wile since I visited with The Long Dark Tea-Time.
    I know that Dirk Gently is an AWESOME Douglas Adams 'psychic scottish? detective'... but every time I read that name I envision sort of feminine/romantic gay porn. Something tells me that may have been Douglas Adams intention... he was kind of like that. Of course... that may also be Dirk Digglers fault!

    Also... they cleaned up Gently a LOT for TV!!!
    He was a bit of a short pudgy misfit from what I remember...
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


  10. #1510
    zoebird's Avatar
    zoebird is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Posts
    7,935
    I wonder if i can get that in NZ. . . hmm.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •