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    *deep, calming inhale*

    no such thing as mental illness, you say? shut the fk up

    i was awake for over 24 hours, slept (probably with the help of a muscle relaxer) for about 20. woke up feeling approximately like an overcooked noodle, ate a giant plate full of veggies and 2 pork steaks and felt slightly less noodly. i haven't worked out in almost a week. i really don't care, and i imagine that the drastic cut in food (specifically, meat) means that some of my weight loss is probably muscle

    again, right now, i don't care

    i saw a picture of a woman doing tricep kick backs with a 50 lb dumbbell. 'huh. i don't think i can do that. huh. my triceps suddenly feel a lot smaller.' but i did think it was cool, i liked that they weren't using the standard model with the standard 10 lb'er with the standard dead doll smile on her face. the status quo expression is dead doll smile, which morphs into dead doll grimace with bugging eyes when modelling more strenuous exercises, which makes me snerk a little

    it's cold and rainy, i think i'll go out and get frost bitten pneumonia
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Ooh, frost-bitten pnemonia. Sounds like fun? Or is the extra-sparkly kind since it's frosted?

    I think it's great that you have someone who embraces your uniqueness. That's hard to find, but great when you can.

    Aaw- that piglet is so cute! Reminds me of AP biology. We begged and pleaded all year to get to dissect piglets. Then when we got them, I had to unwrap everyone else's for them because they didn't want to handle them with more than forceps and scalples. *sigh* Wimps.

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    i have no idea but dammit it's cold ):< i'm a delicate flower like that

    i'm glad we only had frogs, i'd probably be yelling to the teacher to 'just give me a minute!' for about an hour until i worked up the nerve to hack into the bigger than a frog baby piglet. but then i would have dived in, no problem



    ok, got the pap results back and for the first time in my life it came back as normal. maybe the biopsy torture device cut it all out or it just... disappeared... but either way, now it's business as usual and i can scratch that worry off the list. now for mri viewing results

    i haven't taken any pills other than hydros for 2 days and i've eaten more since last night than i have in a week i think. maybe i can fudge it by calling today a carb refeed, but i did get a good butt workout climbing up and down ladders yesterday if i judge by butt muscle tenderness. so yeah *slaps butt cheek* rock hard

    the dogs played in snow for the first time in their lives (psh, they aren't even 1 yet) and like all true men, they peed on it. and ate it and peed on it and ran all around in it and walked funny on it. aww.. my boys. so cute.
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Yay on the good results! Those biopsy things are terrible. "You might bleed a little." In what world is "like a stuck pig" the same as "a little?"

    I was super-tentative about touching the stuff from the worm until the frog in Bio. Then, somehow, I managed to get my hand planted firmly on the frog and just gave up on the squeemishness. After all, it was a lot easier to skin them if you just held on and pulled. Then you stand them up and realize that their muscles look a lot like a human's . . . Shortly after doing the worm, I had to get a shot. I remember being amazed that the preassure of the needle through my skin was so much like the pins that held the worm open . . . (and if I grossed anyone out, I apologize. But this stuff is cool!)

    *slaps butt* Hmm, I'll have to try that again to see if the ladder work is helping

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    Hooray, hooray for a normal test! I've never had an abnormal one, being one of those darned obnoxiously healthy people, but I know the anxiety of waiting anyway. It must be even worse when waiting to see if a biopsy did it's job or not.

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    mine was "you might feel a little pinch" bwahahahahahaa

    gah becka, you're so obnoxious!

    local hospital got a copy of my mri results and said results say nothing untowards is appearing, but i have bone spurs? wtf D:<

    i went grocery shopping still mildly high from a muscle relaxer last night. reality didn't feel quite real in the sense that my wacked out dream felt more realer than being awake did, and cookie greeting me with little bear's 'OH MY GOD I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU AND YOU'RE MY GODDESS' expression didn't help my feeling of unreality. and when the pill wore off i was hit with pain that crept up like a flame burning the world. i am stimulating myself electronically (cue 70s porn music) in hopes of avoiding liver death by eating too many pills, and right when the bottom set of electrodes gets right where it feels so good, they stop and the top half take over and i have to be honest, i don't feel like a manly woman right now. i feel like a worn out wilty leaf that hurts

    and it's stupid. half of me wants to take the whole bottle to make it stop and the other half says 'no, quit being a baby'

    i think doing back work will help. i also think it will hurt even worse later if i do

    and it's stupid.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Pain sucks. Muscle relaxers are fun, though. Even if they do make your boys switch personalities.

    I'm glad that nothing appears untoward- but it is too bad that there isn't an apparent solution to your pain. Sending healing thoughts your way!

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    i will take those thoughts, i'll take them even before you send them

    and cookie wearing the bear's expression was just weird, man. but i love my cookie and he does no wrong (even when i'm weirded out) so he was just extra cute

    i just don't even know what to say about this, other than i'm glad my first kiss wasn't the kind that sucked my soul out from my mouth. my first kiss was just oniony (he ate a burger then nose dived at my face. i hate onions.)
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    last night i was half tempted to give in to the feeling of not-reality, and i imagine everyone around me would have enjoyed the show, but that gosh darned reigned in tight part said 'no silly, this is real life'. i'm pretty sure i would have tried leaving the store without paying, or danced around or stripped or all 3. but the not high part said no, and the high part was disappointed
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    ok fine, i'm putting off doing productive things. i just want to spend money on frivolous things i don't need. *slow, sad violins play* to fill that ache inside, that empty place in my soul

    i am so bored.

    i've been awake since yesterday, last night and early this morning foods were a plate filled, FILLED, with veggies. then i went to get a diet dr pepper and got grilled chicken sandwiches. 2. and ate em. not because i wanted them, but i ate em anyway

    this has got to be fake, dude misspells the most random words. i thought it was funny anyways
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    this is one of those days that i want to bash my head against a wall because i feel so shut off from the world and don't know how to worm my way back into it
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    ok fine, i'm putting off doing productive things. i just want to spend money on frivolous things i don't need. *slow, sad violins play* to fill that ache inside, that empty place in my soul

    i am so bored.
    I don't want to be productive either. Want to go Internet shopping together? I just bought myself the Harry Potter Lego Game for my PS3, in order to make sure I kill off any last functioning brain cell I possess.

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