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    Bloodorchid, you made me cry tonight with Bad Lip Reading of Twilight.

    I salute you. And need to wipe off my cheeks now. And slap a fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Bloodorchid, you made me cry tonight with Bad Lip Reading of Twilight.

    I salute you. And need to wipe off my cheeks now. And slap a fish.
    All of that... and I'm still gigglin' too.

    And forget what I said about *diet* before... as it seems my diligence may have paid off.
    Or it's just a coincidence.
    Either way, my eyeballs are healing!
    And I get to try lower dosages of medications.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    Have you considered therapy?
    Everything is bad for something - How do you feel today?

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    that bad lip reading of twilight is hilarious. i found it about 3 days prior to your posting and was like, holy moly, funny.

    finally, my kid's last birthday is over. It's been like a 3 week celebration at this point. How many parties does a 4 yr old need? First, we had a small family thing with our "local extended family" -- basically our neighbors and some impromptu snacks. Very cool. Then, we had the at-home-with-breakfast wherein we skyped with family overseas and he opened his gifts party. That was the morning of his birthday. THEN we had the actual birthday party with his buddies at the zoo -- which was the afternoon of his birthday. THEN, our practitioners and their kids, plus the landlord, gave him a little birthday party at the office the following week (which was last week). AND FINALLY, the kindy gave him his birthday party today.

    Luckily, gifts were limited by me being all like "stupid gifts that I dont' want are donated to the salvation army" which kept grandmothers in check (but pissy), and then the small gifts that we got him (more lego!), and then the caterpillar thing that the kindy gave him. the rest were all. . . food. Which he loves. So, yay.

    Also, he got a bow and arrows and has, subsequently, shot an arrow into the neighbor's deck (no neighbors were harmed), and we cant get it out. LOL kid's got serious game. Archery lessons start in . . . 2 months I think. It's too windy this time of year, but hte winds die down in two months or somehting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Bloodorchid, you made me cry tonight with Bad Lip Reading of Twilight.

    I salute you. And need to wipe off my cheeks now. And slap a fish.
    have you ever smelled a girl's tongue?

    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    All of that... and I'm still gigglin' too.

    And forget what I said about *diet* before... as it seems my diligence may have paid off.
    Or it's just a coincidence.
    Either way, my eyeballs are healing!
    And I get to try lower dosages of medications.
    see? potatoes are super overrated i'm glad you're doing better

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilleh View Post
    Have you considered therapy?
    if you mean me, i've been to see some people and it's never been a good experience for me. some people have bad taste in women, i seem to have bad taste in mental health practitioners

    and zoe, a bow and arrows would have gotten me all stoked as a kid. hell, it would now too

    weapons! yeaahhhhhh!

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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    i have a new favorite phrase

    Scorned X Factor Contestant Slams Judge Demi Lovato with Furious Hellfire Burn

    FURIOUS HELLFIRE BUUUUUUUUUURNNNNA

    and my eyelashes are longer, go caveman foods. i just noticed today, as i was applying my hippie organic physicians formula mascara. now that i do makeup again. you know. i noticed. neat!

    and i swear if i didn't love my dogs i would give them up for adoption. WORM PILLS ARE EXPENSIVE, STOP ESCAPING AND GETTING WORMS AND SHARING THEM WITH YOUR BROTHERS, COOKIE. that's NOT COOL.

    and i went grocery shopping and got another roast to cook. bone broth is going on round 3, cause i drank round 2 last night. the bones refuse to crumble, but i'm patient. i can wait.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    have you ever smelled a girl's tongue?
    A panda does not smell and tell.

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    the panda is quite the proper soul

    how boring
    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    So, I'm guessing Cookie has a taste for snacking on animal excrements on his valiant forays into the free world?

    Do you live near "Poo-Hurler" too?

    And... Have you ever smelled a Cookie's tongue?
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    and i'm super tired. i was up all night and all day because i was up all night and all day the other day, etc etc

    soooooo... i watched youtube in bed on the new media player my baby bought for me. cause he's great and i love him *nodding*

    but i took a needed muscle relaxer so i don't know why i'm getting ready to watch hoarders when my head is nodding on tired loose muscles

    yes i'm smart. all the tests said so.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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