the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 149

[Gay Panda]

Bloodorchid, you made me cry tonight with Bad Lip Reading of Twilight.

I salute you. And need to wipe off my cheeks now. And slap a fish.

[cori93437]

Bloodorchid, you made me cry tonight with Bad Lip Reading of Twilight.

I salute you. And need to wipe off my cheeks now. And slap a fish.

All of that... and I'm still gigglin' too.

And forget what I said about *diet* before... as it seems my diligence may have paid off.
Or it's just a coincidence.
Either way, my eyeballs are healing!
And I get to try lower dosages of medications.

[Gilleh]

Have you considered therapy?

[zoebird]

that bad lip reading of twilight is hilarious. i found it about 3 days prior to your posting and was like, holy moly, funny.

finally, my kid's last birthday is over. It's been like a 3 week celebration at this point. How many parties does a 4 yr old need? First, we had a small family thing with our "local extended family" -- basically our neighbors and some impromptu snacks. Very cool. Then, we had the at-home-with-breakfast wherein we skyped with family overseas and he opened his gifts party. That was the morning of his birthday. THEN we had the actual birthday party with his buddies at the zoo -- which was the afternoon of his birthday. THEN, our practitioners and their kids, plus the landlord, gave him a little birthday party at the office the following week (which was last week). AND FINALLY, the kindy gave him his birthday party today.

Luckily, gifts were limited by me being all like "stupid gifts that I dont' want are donated to the salvation army" which kept grandmothers in check (but pissy), and then the small gifts that we got him (more lego!), and then the caterpillar thing that the kindy gave him. the rest were all. . . food. Which he loves. So, yay.

Also, he got a bow and arrows and has, subsequently, shot an arrow into the neighbor's deck (no neighbors were harmed), and we cant get it out. LOL kid's got serious game. Archery lessons start in . . . 2 months I think. It's too windy this time of year, but hte winds die down in two months or somehting.

[bloodorchid]

Bloodorchid, you made me cry tonight with Bad Lip Reading of Twilight.

I salute you. And need to wipe off my cheeks now. And slap a fish.

have you ever smelled a girl's tongue?

All of that... and I'm still gigglin' too.

And forget what I said about *diet* before... as it seems my diligence may have paid off.
Or it's just a coincidence.
Either way, my eyeballs are healing!
And I get to try lower dosages of medications.

see? potatoes are super overrated i'm glad you're doing better

Have you considered therapy?

if you mean me, i've been to see some people and it's never been a good experience for me. some people have bad taste in women, i seem to have bad taste in mental health practitioners

and zoe, a bow and arrows would have gotten me all stoked as a kid. hell, it would now too

weapons! yeaahhhhhh!

[bloodorchid]

i have a new favorite phrase

Scorned X Factor Contestant Slams Judge Demi Lovato with Furious Hellfire Burn

FURIOUS HELLFIRE BUUUUUUUUUURNNNNA

and my eyelashes are longer, go caveman foods. i just noticed today, as i was applying my hippie organic physicians formula mascara. now that i do makeup again. you know. i noticed. neat!

and i swear if i didn't love my dogs i would give them up for adoption. WORM PILLS ARE EXPENSIVE, STOP ESCAPING AND GETTING WORMS AND SHARING THEM WITH YOUR BROTHERS, COOKIE. that's NOT COOL.

and i went grocery shopping and got another roast to cook. bone broth is going on round 3, cause i drank round 2 last night. the bones refuse to crumble, but i'm patient. i can wait.

[Gay Panda]

have you ever smelled a girl's tongue?

A panda does not smell and tell.

[bloodorchid]

the panda is quite the proper soul

how boring

[cori93437]

So, I'm guessing Cookie has a taste for snacking on animal excrements on his valiant forays into the free world?

Do you live near "Poo-Hurler" too?

And... Have you ever smelled a Cookie's tongue?

[bloodorchid]

and i'm super tired. i was up all night and all day because i was up all night and all day the other day, etc etc

soooooo... i watched youtube in bed on the new media player my baby bought for me. cause he's great and i love him *nodding*

but i took a needed muscle relaxer so i don't know why i'm getting ready to watch hoarders when my head is nodding on tired loose muscles

yes i'm smart. all the tests said so.