the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 146

[bloodorchid]

i don't remember which one jensen is, but i like this gif, so i give it to ya'll



after being sick for most of the night, i'm starving. a sore stomach isn't stopping that. so i'm gonna eat everything i find and i'm gonna enjoy it and stuff and stuff

[namelesswonder]

That's Jensen. I love his name, never heard it before.

Enjoy yer fuds!

[bloodorchid]

i meant his character name

but i enjoyed them, for exactly 5 minutes. and then i realized i wanted chicken noodle soup water. where is a personal shopper when you need one cause i sure as hell don't want to go shopping



bear is staring up at me with a giant pant face on. i think that means stress?

it's okay little buddy, the big giant storm is leaving

[bloodorchid]

rarely, RARELY, do troll posts piss me off

'is rape primal' my ass

no. it's not. and if you're actually seriously wondering if it has a place in society you're probably 3 steps away from an arrest warrant, and of COURSE you never think YOU'RE the rape target. you never think you're going to be the one with a shredded rectum or torn vagina. YOU, the BIG MIGHTY MAN, will be the jolly raper

like monk said in men in black 'do you have any idea how much that stings?'. of course not. it doesn't factor in your mind. you don't think you'll be the one hugging the toilet and dry heaving from terror while your mother tells you you can't go see him, and you think you have to go because if you don't do what he says he'll kill you

but i guess that was me 'complying with societal restraint' and 'ignoring my secret feminine urges' and the dry heaves were me missing fear sex and if i recall correctly, the bleeding afterwards

i would love to see you bend over and take it, if you feel it has a place in society. tribal or not, try it and see how it feels. i'll sit back with popcorn and offer encouragement when needed like 'relax' and 'you have to relax' and 'this is totes primal'

i said i hoped you died. i still do. but not before you get a golf-swung bat to the balls, you pitifully, disgustingly, weak male.



and for the hell of it, cause why the hell not

[bloodorchid]

he is wonderfully unrepentant



and i should just find some sweet rich lady to fund clothes and makeup and hair people for me

[badgergirl]

I dropped by to salute you for the strong stand you too on the rape thread. Whatever you want at the bar, it's my round. Thank you for saying it, no matter it fell on deaf (and dumb and misogynist) ears. You're my girl crush of the week.
xxx

[bloodorchid]

thank you, ma'am, and cheers

[namelesswonder]

That's all I got.

[Owly]

Bloodorchid, you rock. Seriously. I used to talk to rape survivors every day as part of my job. Thanks for speaking out.

[bloodorchid]

That's all I got.

i love that gif

Bloodorchid, you rock. Seriously. I used to talk to rape survivors every day as part of my job. Thanks for speaking out.

thank you for that, and you other sweet people

i got a little unhinged and ragey and i kind of worried i looked like a lunatic

that man literally makes my eyelid twitch