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    i waited to say thank you for that, because in my earlier emotional state i would have professed platonic love. i've rocked myself before and it is indeed very soothing

    and smiling is stupid when one has chipmunk cheeks



    so there's that, i'm all updated

    and i'm very tired. i reached pill saturation critical mass and slept 14 hours yesterday and woke up still feeling exhausted. i stayed up last night, not because i wanted to but because my body is betrayal. and i'm waiting on a call. knowing this person (even in the limited fashion that i do) the call probably won't come because the caller shuffled the calendar and forgot. and i'm still brain numb tired.

    i talked with another sibling about elder sibling and shared texts and replies. she told me 'you're a dick' in a complimentary manner

    i'm glad someone else appreciates my way with words, it's just an echo chamber when i'm the only one patting my back

    i didn't go to grammas yesterday, so i was bequeathed the gift of food. steak, which i put on a salad, and chocolate cake, which i had with milk. and as i was brain and body dead from weeks of pills i just grabbed some grapes instead of picking out kiwis so my salad tasted watery from those and the meat tasted.. kinda gross. i don't know how the f you can make steak taste wrong

    but we won't ask that out loud, we don't want slapped. it would hurt our feelings and face
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    You just let me know who is slapping those cheeks and I'll punch theirs.
    I'mm all hopped up and my give a shit flew away Away AWAY!

    BTW... You're a dick.
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    *bats lashes*

    and this is the new bestest thing ever

    Dogshaming
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    every time i SEE THIS it cracks my ass up



    and nostalgia times on the youtube

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    here is a picture of my bay, we reinacted titanic

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    That's a picture of your bay? Is he pitching a tent in those parachute pants or what? Why is he so scared? Y'all were doing some 50 shades of S&M, weren't you?
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    I love your photo!
    Thank you for sharing

    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    and this is the new bestest thing ever

    Dogshaming
    Yes it is!
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    Not sure that it's applicable now, but something for you to tuck away for future chuckles: owwie - Imgur
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    I just keep coming back to see the Boston strolllin in his kicks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    That's a picture of your bay? Is he pitching a tent in those parachute pants or what? Why is he so scared? Y'all were doing some 50 shades of S&M, weren't you?
    he told me to go to bed, i told him not til i drew him like one of my french girls

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    I love your photo!
    Thank you for sharing
    thank you

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    Not sure that it's applicable now, but something for you to tuck away for future chuckles: owwie - Imgur
    gah that was so applicable the other day. mother natur can be a big ole dick

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    I just keep coming back to see the Boston strolllin in his kicks!
    i scrolled by a few more times just for the laugh

    and i'm lording this over quelsen forever

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    hmm, must resist the call of lust ......
    i told bay i required hearing this every day from now on. i'm not sure he took me seriously. but he will.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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