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    bay and i were teasing earlier when i said 'i'm the best girlfriend ever'

    he said 'pretty much'

    i shall lord it over him always, he will never forget

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    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    i could probly use a mani/pedi

    or a spa day



    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    and if yesterday wasn't bad enough

    i got a free massive helping of post traumatic stress

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    sorry baby i couldn't fall asleep

    played a game on the phone and i kept thinking of what i could have or should have done to help her

    my eyes burned and i thought 'okay, sleep'. i buried my face in the pillow, closed my eyes, and the coulda woulda shoulda what ifs turned i nto movies projected loudly inside my eyelids. and i raged. and my emotions wound back up. when i kept talking while you were trying to sleep it was because i was half afraid i'd dream of voldemorte

    and i could have eaten a handful of pills but that would have guaranteed bad dreams

    so i got up,, i watched the rest of that terrible movie, my eyes are on fire and i'm so damn tired but i'm still kinda scared to sleep.

    i hate them both. there is no redemption from that. they could find god, they could become zen buddhists, they would still be nothing but shit

    and i kind of hate myself for being a coward

    maybe i will call you just to listen to you go back to sleep
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    but stupid games always help

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Okay, I laughed until I was crying at Get Down, Mr. President.

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    best game ever as long as you aren't mr. president
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    and i shall lord this over kenn always

    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    you should navigate ships through minefields, nary a one would hit anything
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    what's black and white and red all over

    i was up all night and all morning. i did a test run to the store but it didn't turn me into a ball of hyperventilation. i stayed up more. i had long conversations of nonsensical babytalk with the dogs. i read some, i talked to love, i slept some, i ate food.

    maybe it's my hormones. maybe i'm still fcked up over the other day. but i want to get back in bed and sob like a baby

    i fussed with my elder sibling this morning too, that was an annoyance i didn't want or need. but i'm tired of immature drama, so i opened my mouth

    'i didn't ask you to give a damn'
    sure you did, when you decided to be a baby

    'and you're perfect too, go away'
    yes i am. no.

    'go look in the mirror, you're not perfect'
    i know i'm ugly. and yes i am.

    i don't know wtf elder sibling thinks is lucky about my life. perhaps i should make a great big facebook post to tell the world and god and everybody every little thing. perhaps i should be the great drama llama that i so detest.

    or perhaps i could create a powerpoint presentation, complete with a dark room and pointy laser stick

    you know, be just as obnoxious as elder sibling

    when i get in these sobby feeling moods i DO want to tell everyone everything

    but not tonight
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Never underestimate the genuine peace brought about simply by hugging one's knees and rocking back and forth.
    The remainder is an unjustifiable, egotistical power struggle
    At the expense of the American dream, American dream
    Of the American

    We don`t give a damn about your world
    With all your global profits
    And all your jeweled pearls
    We don`t give a damn about your world
    Right now, right now!

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