the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 137

[bloodorchid]

what's the best way to say hello to someone?

quote call me maybe lyrics at them

[bloodorchid]

with the light band work the dvd included i honestly didn't think it would affect me like using weights does

for reals. it felt nice moving everything around with resistance but it wasn't HARD CORE RAWR work, so while a tiny voice in my head said 'this'll suck later' the big voice said 'NAHHHH IT'LL BE FINE'

the big voice was wrong

it sucks like a young woman desperate to impress with her porn star skills

it SUCKS.

i ate one pill, i wanted ten

[bloodorchid]

all body parts but chest and shoulders got worked

i did full on PT back band work

and squats and squats and squats

and i fully expect it to suck dead donkey balls on the morrow, as i've had 2 hydros today. they're blocking the worst of it atm

food was too carby to be ideal. today was a too sore to care wtf i ate day

the dogs happily licked my face while i was doing floor work. now that they've had a taste of human they'll probably try to eat me while i sleep. if i don't make it out alive, tell my wife i luvvah

[zoebird]

nice. i'm going to australia tomorrow.

[bloodorchid]

bring me back a souvenir!

[cori93437]

i ate one pill, i wanted ten

Right there with ya...

[bloodorchid]

petite little rawrs is correct

i send extra pill vibes your way

and if those don't help, maybe this doofus will



yes, dead donkey balls were sucked. inhaled, more like. deeply, they were. but i have pills, and visited gramma, and strung up some peppers for her. found out some unsettling things from her, spilled a little unsettle of my own. and now i'm home, and i don't know how i feel

i'm also wondering why the bay and i haven't friended each other on here. i guess we just talk and text most of all day and night every day and night it just doesn't occur to us

or maybe he or i is shy

or maybe he thinks i'm a gross icky cootie-filled girl

well i'm not! you're the one with cooties!

sumo squats with 30 lbs are fun. after the other several sets, it made me nauseous and i'll be damned if i let working out make me puke

be damned, i say

i'mown have a sezzy butt. puke-free and sezzy

[bloodorchid]

baaayyyyybeeeeeeee wake upppp

i don't want to be alone right now

[bloodorchid]

bay certified that i did indeed have cooties. I DO NOT!

i think he may have also given me permission to put his pictures on here. i think he just likes extra positive attention i won't even lie, when my butt gets hot, that's all any of you will see

positive attention! yaaaay

my baby is a sweet, beautiful man. i don't think he believes me when i say it tho, unless that's a ruse to get more compliments...... hmmmmmmmm..... it works tho. i love everything about him and don't mind telling him any time, he makes me feel good

which is why i don't like being a debbie downer to him. i try not to, but i can't help it

things, uncomfortable things, are on my mind again about the ex. and i don't like it, and it's making me feel and act weird, and i don't want him to go to sleep but i can't think of anything worthwhile to say. just 'no don't go to sleep, stay up with me. no, don't listen to me, go to sleep it's late'

but i guess tonight is pushups and whatever else night. i've been eating a steady stream of pills so i'm mostly good to go

[bloodorchid]