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    The fact that I cannot understand a word they say only reinforces my suspicion that the entire Honey Boo Boo family is drunk All. The. Time.

    Not that I think all people from the Southern US are drunks or even sound that way, but when you combine people shouting incomprehensibly with them slapping their bellies, jumping in mudholes, and so on, my brain just interprets it as "my god, that kid needs to lay off the booze!"
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    between them and octomom possibly releasing a rap song... i don't know how i can hold in my joy at the state of the world i live in
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    between them and octomom possibly releasing a rap song... i don't know how i can hold in my joy at the state of the world i live in
    I'm right there with you...
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    i miss that show



    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    who's da baby!!

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    a-GAIN!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    well. i'm depressed.

    my entire torso is pulled in and tight, my back hurts, and a relative said a very uncool thing

    'i was just joking'

    no. no, i don't think you were. and now i have to tiptoe even more. and control my temper even more. and be 'good and helpful' even more. and wonder wtf went wrong in my life.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    So not cool...
    When I'm able to move again I'll punch 'em in the throat for you...
    Because that's pretty much how I feel about family members who are intentionally cruel.

    {{{hugs}}}
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    I find that sometimes cutting out family members is a good idea.

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