the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 13

[bloodorchid]

i'm rather fond of the python pattern, like my legs would kill and eat you

[bloodorchid]

4 lbs down, and i'm not jumping and punching the air like rocky, i think 'yes, this is how it should be'. i'll rocky punch the air when i lose the gained 16

it fascinates me tho how fast the weight falls off, i weighed myself last night and an hour ago and there was a .4 lb difference. the first round i took, back in feb, i would weigh daily, staring at the scale with giant saucer eyes.

witchcraft O.O

[bloodorchid]

first, this makes me happy



second, today is one of those days where i feel inadequate at life. as a person. on the whole. kinda like "i'm noooot gooood enouuuuuugh baaaawwwwwwww"

but it seems as tho people have this little inner sensor that tells them you are losing weight again and the invisibility cloak is removed and oh hey, like a silly female, a male showing some extra attention made me smile

[TigerLily]

This is the most interesting/amusing journal. That ever existed. Like, ever. "Poop, already!"

[canio6]

i am about 99.9% sure that this is completely accurate

Now, that is some funny shit right there.

[bloodorchid]

tigerlily, if you're trying to get me to accept your proposal, you're doing a very good job of it

canio6, who knew science could be funny too?!

[TigerLily]

I'll wear you down until you finally accept. I'm steadfast like that.

[drssgchic]

I wish I could see your videos at work. On the other hand, not being able to does keep my snickers and giggles to a more reasonable level . . .

Love the killer python legs! And I know that we're not supposed to get our validation from an external source- but for those of us that aren't accustomed to being viewed as an object of lust the occasional lavacious glance can be flattering.

[bloodorchid]

here's another video you can't watch at work

god i loved this



ahhhh.. *calming breath* ...*snickering* okay okay..

MRI tomorrow, don't know the time yet, they tell me it's safe but i have visions of the screws flying out of my bones and my face goes all :|

still losing weight, i know my body is effed up hard if i need pills to lose weight like normal people do, but i can't help but be glad i have em and they're working

[BeckaSki]

That was awesome. And I know the feeling.

My dad was once walking our family dog, Hoover, in the woods behind the house. He came dashing inside with his eyes as big as sauceers, no dog.
"Dad.....?"
"Goddamn, Hoover......chasing.... damn....stupid.....dog....idiot...... bear!"

Hoover turned up 20 minutes later absolutely thrilled with himself for his nice little run. I never walked the dog again after that.