i caved and took a muscle relaxer
so not only did i sleep all day yesterday, i slept all night too
i told my baby 'don't forget me cause i sleep so much'. if he does, he's in big trouble. i'll train the dogs to pee on his pillow
the twice broken tomato plant is now thrice broken and i'm ready to just let the damn thing die. i'll get big maters at the store
i still have relaxer in my system, breakfast was big. eggs and sausage and kiwis and cucumbers and cherry tomatoes. it was good, i feel tired. i wonder how much i'll need to drink to wash it o ut of my system
not the food. the relaxer.
cookie and bear escaped again this morning. cookie, because he is the reincarnation of houdini and bear because he slipped around the baby gate i decided to put up this go round. neighbors must think i am evil to them, i growl at them to come back and sound angry. when they finally finish the 'run away and pee on everything til i'm out of pee then i'll let her catch me' they get the not-angry voice that says 'what are you doing? you drive me crazy, come on let's go back in' when they let me catch them
i did get to do my best nelson 'ha-ha' because bear can't run while pooping. he tried. and failed. bwahaha.
and yes, i just realized that me saying they run from anger voice is bound to make someone say 'well duh! you sound angered! you're terrible!' they run because they like to pee and eat cat poop, me sounding happy and playful calling them just makes them extra tail waggly while they run away. if they think i'm angry, they'll come back about 2 minutes sooner
that 2 minutes is 2 minutes they won't have to think about jet-zooming for the road
there have been a few scares. it was scary.