the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 123

[drssgchic]

It just occurred to me that those girls were probably a fraction of your size. Next time something like that happens, give them a glare and growl, "Say that again and I'll sit on your skinny ass, brat."

Just an idea

[bloodorchid]

they were teeny little things, i could have picked them both up with an arm each

so my crazy eyes should have been super effective

*GLARE O_0"*

being out in the sun in a bra and short shorts for a short time = mild sunwarm (not burn, i'm just pink)

this is a step down from last summer and my pity party diet is the cause (as well as the cause of other dumbness)

*throws arms up* KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAANNN

but a heavy hand with fish and kelp = dark pink hibiscus flowers, happy plants & dead fish smell around the pots

yum..... yum.

[cori93437]

awwwww yeah sexual harassment!

This makes me unreasonably smiley.

Pulling on the big girl pants sucks sometimes... but it's good to do.
So many {{{hugs}}} to you.

[cori93437]

And a metaphorical late night visit to a couple of girls who need the warning...
Sandman... Peelady... whatever.
Ponies for everyone!

[Saoirse]

nah, give them each a sedative, then give them awful haircuts and funky Sharpe pictures on their faces.

[drssgchic]

Cori- Who comes up with this stuff?! I like their brain.

Saoirse- And yet you look so sweet and innocent . .

[Saoirse]

[bloodorchid]

god bless the bronies

[bloodorchid]

terribleness abounds



armageddon is nigh, for Zeus has decided. UNLEASH THE OCTOMOM....'s vagina

ma and gramma went to see the doc, they got back and ma said 'here go, we bringed you ARBY'S!' and i say 'ho noes, can't has, gained weight'

first thing she did? look down at mah belleh

shut upppppppp

whah eh-vur


torso still isn't backing down the fight, i don't want to do anything. i don't want to take muscle relaxers because i don't want to sleep more than i already am. i woke up earlier, felt bad, was anxious, texted my bay then layed down at the foot of the bed, said screw it and went to sleep for 4 more hours. i didn't feel like fighting the anxietous again

the dogs were so overjoyed that i started moving again they jumped all over my hanging-off-the bed-hand like a roiling wave and waka whined

poor pups..

also, paula deen lost 30 lbs and people say 'well finally, she left the butter off' noooooooooooooo... stop bad mouthing my butter, you ignorant, unwashed masses

[zoebird]

my posts keep disappearing. I had witty stuff to say about stuff from, like 10 pages back.

:P

anyway, i'm not as cool because I don't have any videos or images to post.