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    It just occurred to me that those girls were probably a fraction of your size. Next time something like that happens, give them a glare and growl, "Say that again and I'll sit on your skinny ass, brat."

    Just an idea
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

    And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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    they were teeny little things, i could have picked them both up with an arm each

    so my crazy eyes should have been super effective

    *GLARE O_0"*

    being out in the sun in a bra and short shorts for a short time = mild sunwarm (not burn, i'm just pink)

    this is a step down from last summer and my pity party diet is the cause (as well as the cause of other dumbness)

    *throws arms up* KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAANNN

    but a heavy hand with fish and kelp = dark pink hibiscus flowers, happy plants & dead fish smell around the pots

    yum..... yum.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post

    awwwww yeah sexual harassment!
    This makes me unreasonably smiley.

    Pulling on the big girl pants sucks sometimes... but it's good to do.
    So many {{{hugs}}} to you.
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    And a metaphorical late night visit to a couple of girls who need the warning...
    Sandman... Peelady... whatever.
    Ponies for everyone!
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    nah, give them each a sedative, then give them awful haircuts and funky Sharpe pictures on their faces.

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    Cori- Who comes up with this stuff?! I like their brain.

    Saoirse- And yet you look so sweet and innocent . .
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

    And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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    god bless the bronies










    Last edited by bloodorchid; 06-30-2012 at 12:23 AM.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    terribleness abounds



    armageddon is nigh, for Zeus has decided. UNLEASH THE OCTOMOM....'s vagina

    ma and gramma went to see the doc, they got back and ma said 'here go, we bringed you ARBY'S!' and i say 'ho noes, can't has, gained weight'

    first thing she did? look down at mah belleh

    shut upppppppp

    whah eh-vur


    torso still isn't backing down the fight, i don't want to do anything. i don't want to take muscle relaxers because i don't want to sleep more than i already am. i woke up earlier, felt bad, was anxious, texted my bay then layed down at the foot of the bed, said screw it and went to sleep for 4 more hours. i didn't feel like fighting the anxietous again

    the dogs were so overjoyed that i started moving again they jumped all over my hanging-off-the bed-hand like a roiling wave and waka whined

    poor pups..

    also, paula deen lost 30 lbs and people say 'well finally, she left the butter off' noooooooooooooo... stop bad mouthing my butter, you ignorant, unwashed masses
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    my posts keep disappearing. I had witty stuff to say about stuff from, like 10 pages back.

    :P

    anyway, i'm not as cool because I don't have any videos or images to post.

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