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    bahahahahaaaaaaa

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    i cracked up. hard.
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    yeah you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i think i want one fer mah late birthday present

    i can overlook how much nose she removed

    Nose? There's a nose? *drags eyes up* Oh, right. Um, where's her nose? (Still very cute)
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    *drags eyes up* yeah that button thing on her face.. *eyes get pulled back down*

    i had to call and leave a message at the doc's eysterday but my pain drugs got refilled. i took em. it didn't help all that much but i feel more relaxed and tired

    rupaul's drag U is up for viewing

    i love my guy, oh so much. i love you, my guy

    yes, mine

    beetle apocalypse has been averted, there have only been a handful per day since the death dust annihilation.

    and i'm tired
    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    lolololol
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    yeah you are

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    then there's this one:


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    i thought that was a woman all the way to the end

    makeup & cosmetic surgery... magic, yo
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    yeah you are

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    no way that tiny, crappy tat cost $400. if so, she got robbed.

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    sort of magic. and yet, still not enough for us mortals it seems. i'm sure the chick started out as a very feminine man.

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    yeah, i bought this cd when it came out





    and yeah i'm following suggested links now





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    i have been disobeying a direct love order to go to bed, but in my defense curezone has some horrifically interesting forum posts
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Over the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved with my penis.

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