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    Primal Fuel
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    iodine! on your hand!

    cookies!

    i watched u2 vids on youtube. hawk slept. adult content for all adults.

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    lessee.. the last 2 weeks i've been overly warm. this is especially annoying when i wake up

    cookie found another escape hatch or ten. i've found 2 and fixed them both but not before he escaped AGAIN this morning and found a dead animal to eat before i found him

    i am disgusted. and my stomach was already sore.

    i'm also finding it difficult not to hold him in front of my face, shake him and yell WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WOULD YOU JUST STAY IN THE DESIGNATED SAFE AREA?!

    why am i always so uncomfortably hot now. it could be 68* and a sheet would still be too much to sleep in

    hagrid is now 2 inches long and a bright spring green. i moved some sweet pea flower vines & sweet basil sprouts to my big rose container. there is something satisfying about having grown it all from seed. the japanese beetle army still has stragglers lounging at my place. i crrrush zim, and leev ze bodies of ze slain for ze rrrest to find

    maybe it helps, there were only 2 this morning and 4 yesterday. the army itself is at my grammas. it's like locust swarms you only see on national geographic. you kinda just have to stand there, mouth open, saying 'whoa..'

    as for the other flower sprouts, they'll go in the supposedly yellow hibiscus pot. and i'm really not looking forward to digging holes for the tomatoes. and i want to buy a window ac unit so i can lug it room to room with me, set on 35. the last time i felt this warm in cold temps i was in icu getting pumped full of morphine etc

    apparently my parents kept turning it down when i'd say i was getting too hot, til it was set to 50 and i was still 'it's so hot in here'

    good times

    i don't hear the boys yipping so cookie must not have found another hole to squirm through

    yet.
    beautiful
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    and i spoke too soon

    DAMMIT COOKIE
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    that's interesting that you run so hot.

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    want a (not)well paying job of holding an air conditioner aimed at me all day every day?
    beautiful
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    1, unfiltered apple juice is extra delicious
    2, meltonin made me dream i followed my grandfather's ghost to where religious cannibals killed him
    3, it took forever to go to sleep even tho i was super tired
    4, the japanese beetle army is getting wind of an untapped resource to infiltrate and eat as i killed 15 of them today
    5, i will never get to see what my peach hibiscus looks like bloomed because the beetles always find and eat them before i can see the pretty
    6, i am happy to leave the beetle corpses for the ants to eat
    7, my doc hasn't approved my hydro refill. it expired before i ate all of them, i don't like to let myself dope up as much as i want so i had some left
    8, i don't feel like driving all the way back to her office, so i will wait and call monday
    9, bone broth is simmering
    10, food porn's got me all hot and bothered
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    1, unfiltered apple juice is extra delicious Juicy NOMS!
    2, meltonin made me dream i followed my grandfather's ghost to where religious cannibals killed him
    3, it took forever to go to sleep even tho i was super tired
    4, the japanese beetle army is getting wind of an untapped resource to infiltrate and eat as i killed 15 of them today
    5, i will never get to see what my peach hibiscus looks like bloomed because the beetles always find and eat them before i can see the pretty My Charlie Waffles is a one dog hibiscus flower eating army! He even jumps for them. The only ones I ever get to see are the ones at the very top, an maybe sometimes I pick those for him too.
    6, i am happy to leave the beetle corpses for the ants to eat Cute lil chicken love to eat beetles. Uh huh.
    7, my doc hasn't approved my hydro refill. it expired before i ate all of them, i don't like to let myself dope up as much as i want so i had some left. Punches your doc in the throat, that'll give her something to think about when you call on Monday...
    8, i don't feel like driving all the way back to her office, so i will wait and call monday
    9, bone broth is simmering
    10, food porn's got me all hot and bothered I accidentally ate salt yesterday (forgot to order a steak UNseasoned). Food = GROSS today. Bleh.
    And just AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ My love/hate relationship with Gilbert.
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    japanese beetle army control killed my baby birds. i had a serious problem with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    And just AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ My love/hate relationship with Gilbert.
    cookie eats everything green or pretty he can find if he can reach it. he's a stealth ninja :| and i think i'm gonna google how to record and loop youtube vids so i can have 10 minutes of gilbert screaming CLI-TORRRRRRRRRRR-ISS

    Quote Originally Posted by zoebird View Post
    japanese beetle army control killed my baby birds. i had a serious problem with that.
    ew i would too, i don't like baby anythings getting hurt

    there are japanese beetle traps sold here, a scented lure over a plastic bag they fall in but are too dumb to fly back out of. i think i'm going to have to cave and get one this year too. i don't like spraying bug killer cause i like the good bugs

    japanese beetles can eat a bowl of dicks tho
    beautiful
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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