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    Quote Originally Posted by BeckaSki View Post
    Do I get a butt grab with this virtual hug?

    I once bullied my husband into flying to Alaska to give me a hug. He stayed less than 24 hours due to work shit, but I got my hug.
    if you insist ;P and thank you winencandy

    i'm out of my element when people aren't being jackasses, i'll try not to be too much of an awkward turtle all over everything. you guys are really nice, thank you again

    the last purposeful physical activity i had was 3 days ago. no stretching, no walking, no squatting, no nada. i'd load free yoga videos and not do them. i'd look at the yoga dvd i rented and walk away, i'd think 'i really should get some walking in' then get on the computer, think 'i should be lowering my carbs because of my pekos' then eat a potato or 3 (they're small, shut up), say to myself i need to eat more greens then eat a yellow squash, think i should get on the floor with the dogs then just let them come to me for chest and head scritches. bear isn't shy about what he wants, he'll hop up on his back legs, walk closer and twist around so he's leaning on my thigh while grabbing my hand with his paws so i can rub his chest

    he'll also use said paws to shove his brothers away from me when they want a turn. my children are so incorrigible

    i think i had chinese 3 days in a row last week. there's dead toy all over the floor. i have no immediate plans to clean it up, i just said 'you guys are horrible, pick up your mess'. they wagged their tails and smiled

    it's time to man up tho. being miserable is ignorable. a fresh bottle of advil, 30 packs of batteries for my electroshock machine (or, for an equally obscene amount of money, rechargable batteries and a charger), and looking into gym fees so i can leg press my pre-glorious butt while getting sting-ily, electrically massaged

    i saw a blogger chick with a 42 inch butt. that's my goal, even tho i'm tall. i can make it happen
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Hmm, I'm more of a smart ass than a jackass. Close enough.

    BTW- why don't I get a butt-grab? It'll get me here daily

    *sigh* Kids are kids whether they have two legs or four, aren't they? Just no good at cleaning up after themselves . . .

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    my hand never left your buttcheek
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    ugh. urgh. blegh. okay while i couldn't sleep this morning i did the upper back yoga dvd and copious amounts of lower body stretching, to make up for my lack of responsible splits keeping up with

    the back stuff was unpleasant. the inner thigh stuff was not as unpleasant, there is progress there. i can feel it.

    i got a few hours of sleep and my back is still unpleasant but a handful of advil should help. when i was younger i was against drugs. now i'm 3 steps away from breaking into peoples houses to fund my pill addiction

    but only people who deserve it, because i am a good person

    dr check up is tomorrow, to see if my tumor is a tumah so that i can say 'IT'S NOT A TUMAH' or 'it's a tumah D:'. i'm unsure if i was sposed go back to my dr or the specialist i saw for the pain making sample taking. i'll find out soon enough. yaaaaaaay. >.>
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Inn at the Crossroads | In the game of food, you win or you wash dishes…

    awwww yeeaaaahhhhhh. i read through 2 books going 'that sounds good *page mark*... that sounds good *page mark* ....that does too *page mark*'

    my laziness has paid off and these wonderful people are making the recipes for me

    pain is at an 11. i need it toned down to about a 3.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    my hand never left your buttcheek
    It's all about being appreciated

    Hey- do you have a rice, corn, or barley heat pad? I've used both rice and feed-corn (the really dry stuff) in bags that you can nuke. It's like a heating pad, but heavy and it wraps nicely around you. You can buy them in various places, but mine were all homemade. I don't know that it'll be better than drugs, but it might be another thought for you.

    Those recipes look awesome! Another favorite on my work computer because I'm, like, so focused.

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    random websites actually help with work focus. there've been studies and everything. if they ask you to prove that then you're screwed

    i did have one of those my grandmother gave me but that was a few years ago and i think it's gone the way of the dinosaurs. i do have a heating pad i lay on sometimes, but i'm thinking i can train my dogs to lay on it while i lay on my stomach. they play king of the hill with me anyways so may as well make em useful as well as cute

    also, teenagers are hilarious



    so went to the dr. got checked more, did some talking, she's scheduliing me an MRI! HOW EXCITING! no. but she prescribed more pain pills and that is indeed a yay. then this afternoon i took a nap, which is the most primal thing i did all day because today was a broscience carb refeed day. hung out with mom and i believe her thought process went 'hmmm she feels bad, we give her yummy foods' grain products everywhere, it was good, and i made her laugh. i like when that happens

    i'd like to bully my guy here to battle cookie for place of dominance as king of the hill by laying on the heating pad on my back

    i was prescribed pain pills and muscle relaxers. i'm unsure if i can take both at once. if none of you see me again, make sure cookie doesn't eat my face. he can have the rest so that i may live on in him and his line, to bring strength to his fluffy warrior soul
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    Inn at the Crossroads | In the game of food, you win or you wash dishes…

    awwww yeeaaaahhhhhh. i read through 2 books going 'that sounds good *page mark*... that sounds good *page mark* ....that does too *page mark*'

    my laziness has paid off and these wonderful people are making the recipes for me

    pain is at an 11. i need it toned down to about a 3.
    The series is why I started eating "mashed neeps swimming in butter"
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    i had to look that one up but it's now in my to eat pile. i'm a sucker for fresh ginger

    day 2 of pain pills. it's amazing how one's outlook improves with really good medicine. the area immediately around my rod is still achy but i don't even care, the rest was knocked out

    i am well pleased
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    They look about cat-sized. Think you can teach them to do that kneading thing cats do? If you want to mock up the heavy heating pad, I put plain long-grain rice in a freezer bag. You have to be careful how long you nuke it for, but it's easy.

    And you would deny your little warrior all the tender and nutritous bits of your face? That's just cruel!

    Glad the pills are working. Injury pain sucks. Drugs are good. (Particularly when you're told to take them . . .)

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