the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 102

[bloodorchid]

but when you put dressage chic together it makes me think of that domination lady who rode her men like horses

[zoebird]

now that gets the imagination working. someone babysit my kid for the weekend.

[cori93437]

but when you put dressage chic together it makes me think of that domination lady who rode her men like horses

Ohhh... I like where you're going with this... you forgot something important though... *thoughtful pause*

[bloodorchid]

they were naked and muscular.. *thoughtful pause*

[Saoirse]

oh, dressage! horses! that makes sense. whenever i see drssgchic, for some reason my mind goes to BSG which doesn't make any sense. I preferred an english saddle to western. there was something really cool about staying on the horse by gripping her with my thighs.

[bloodorchid]

i have.. movies. i have clothes washing. i have yummy laundry detergent smell. I LOVE THE DOLLAR TREE. everything is 1 dollar. i bought 5 items. i paid FOUR NINETY-EIGHT. and i didn't buy 5 super cheap brands of cheap brand items, nooo. no i did not. that store goes against every expectation i had and my snobbery was unfounded

and this is ridiculous. that face she keeps making. those boobs.

it was a featured suggestion.

i am a slightly insecure person at times, and this is an accurate depiction of how i feel insecurely

you do it on purpose, tony stark

i want to be great at EVERYTHING, i want to be praised ALL the times

and the other days i think i've paid my dues so LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. FOR ONCE. stop making me THINK, stop making me want to PLEASE

and i got those emails too


according to my mri reader, i have a bone spur. i thought you'd feel those things coming, not have them show up unannounced for a party that isn't happening. i'm sitting like a goddamn dingbat just to be comfortable

here! let me look like someone paused a dvd of someone chair salsaing!

[bloodorchid]

[cori93437]

Heh... the only thing that keeps that video from being pornographic is the fact that you can't see the chicas head bobbing...
F'rserious.

[canio6]

Hmm....
Somehow, in my head... it comes out as a shorthand-kindathing for Dressage Chic... As in a lady who appreciates or is involved in Dressage - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

But I could also be batshit crazy.

Oh, that would make way more sense that what I was making it. I was getting Dr. SSG Chic like doctor staff sergeant chic, which makes no sense at all.

[cori93437]

She has yet to confirm or deny any of our musings...
We could ALL be completely wrong.

Maybe it's some deep dark inner secret... inquiring minds!