the purple prose of petunia pettigrew page 101

[bloodorchid]

hmm.. aybee-may iway ouldshay ypetay inway igpay atinlay?

isway isthay egiblelay?

oday iway ikelay isthay? iway inkthay osay

[cori93437]

Yes. After I translated it into Latin or Classical Greek. It's so much more interesting than Pat the Bunny and Are You My Mother?

Sie sind meine Mutter?

I read very dramatically.

That's especially easy in Classical Greek, where it always sounds like you're shouting at someone even if you're just saying thus the priest prayed and Phoebus Apollo heard him.

German fo sho... it's either sexy or disturbing.
How do you think Hitler got so messed up... it was just his mom saying "Ich liebe dich!" all guttural and LOUD...


Oh.... and lips... lately, Smith's Mocha Rose 'lip balm with vanilla'
Everytime I put some on around anther person they end up all "hmm... something smells good" or "do I smell s'mores".
I don't like the Smiths in a tin, I prefer the tubes for ease of application since it's very soft and melty stuff... almost no color. But that's how I roll.

[Saoirse]

hmmm...maybe easier just to flick him on the nose whenever he's looking over my shoulder.

[bloodorchid]

Sie sind meine Mutter?



German fo sho... it's either sexy or disturbing.
How do you think Hitler got so messed up... it was just his mom saying "Ich liebe dich!" all guttural and LOUD...


Oh.... and lips... lately, Smith's Mocha Rose 'lip balm with vanilla'
Everytime I put some on around anther person they end up all "hmm... something smells good" or "do I smell s'mores".
I don't like the Smiths in a tin, I prefer the tubes for ease of application since it's very soft and melty stuff... almost no color. But that's how I roll.

i currently rock lip vitamins in vanilla, but i'll look that up because i could easily have a bucketful of balm

*german pornnnnnnnnnnnn*

hmmm...maybe easier just to flick him on the nose whenever he's looking over my shoulder.

easier and funner

[zoebird]

i wish i knew what everyone was talking about. i have such a hard time following along when I have to work for three days and hardly get to focus on the journals.

[cori93437]

i wish i knew what everyone was talking about. i have such a hard time following along when I have to work for three days and hardly get to focus on the journals.

Just act like it's all ASDF... and jump right in!

[bloodorchid]

i wish i knew what everyone was talking about. i have such a hard time following along when I have to work for three days and hardly get to focus on the journals.

a quote from the movie fried green tomatoes sums this journal up thusly; it don't make no kinda sense

[Saoirse]

shall we play "guess who was quoted by the spambot"? i'm going to guess it was drssgchic (i still can't figure out what her name means).

[bloodorchid]

she's the dr of the SS g-chic?

[cori93437]

shall we play "guess who was quoted by the spambot"? i'm going to guess it was drssgchic (i still can't figure out what her name means).

Hmm....
Somehow, in my head... it comes out as a shorthand-kindathing for Dressage Chic... As in a lady who appreciates or is involved in Dressage - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

But I could also be batshit crazy.