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    Well that's a new one (NSFW)

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    So I was reading this thing on calories burned while "doing it".
    Let’s Talk About Sex and Calories! — DailyMuscle.com
    A few things...
    A) Why is "self improvement" more costly than "spelunking"? Something smells fishy, and it's not the bad jokes.
    B) Who else thinks they might have a marathoners heart now?
    C) Assuming these values are correct, shouldn't all 20 year olds be calorically in debt?
    D) This isb't against the rules, is it?
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    Hm...yeah, i shouldn't be overweight at all according to that... >.>;
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    If that shit was accurate i should be flippin' 110lbs and ripped :P
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    im going to say thats why im not as fat as i could be im going to see if the wife wants to burn some calories

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    I would say the calories spent "doing it" are reimbursed with a CW diet. And, one would have to "do it" at least once a day if it's an intense, long-ish bout, or several times a day for shorter bouts.
    I would also say that if a person followed a primal way of eating, their libido should rise accordingly, and not "doing it" might be somewhat painful, in many departments. If a person's body is healthy, their body would feel capable to, and want to, procreate. Body doesn't know if you're wearing a "glove" or not.

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    Well, that explains why I'm overweight...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoS View Post
    Well, that explains why I'm overweight...

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    There must be SOMETHING about, um, vigorous "self-attention".

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    Well like any calorie burning for exercise list it doesn't account for the amount of calories a person burns doing absolutely nothing.
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    LOL, this is such wildly inaccurate guesswork it's hilarious. According to the article, masturbation burns more calories (100-150) than actual intercourse (50-100).

    Intercourse: they're doing it wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncephalized View Post
    LOL, this is such wildly inaccurate guesswork it's hilarious. According to the article, masturbation burns more calories (100-150) than actual intercourse (50-100).

    Intercourse: they're doing it wrong.
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