Well, you know, oil the phallic thing vs oil the phallic thing- it can get confusing.
That is an awesome mental image, FW- and about how I felt about it!
Good luck on knocking their socks off. 50 days is plenty of time. Feel free to poke in here if you need folks to keep you in line. I seem to have aquired quite a few cheerfully encouraging drill sargents (I've never been to a highschool reunion. The district that I spent most of my time in I didn't graduate from and the one I did graduate from was too small for individual reunions- you just showed up to Homecoming if you chose.)