Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS page 99

[Gay Panda]

how do you mismanage a netflix queue? inquiring minds want to know

I didn't pay attention to it and got shows that I don't feel like watching instead of Big Bang Theory, which I do. So tonight's choices are:
1. The first disc of Psych.
2. The first disc of Stargate Universe.
3. Doctor Who: The Unearthly Child.

Doctor Who is currently on fast forward, and then I shall have to return to Lego Games to avoid the dishes. And putting away the chickens. And doing laundry. And going grocery shopping. And being a productive member of society.

[winencandy]

My Beloved ghjv9i91f,

Damn this faceless Internet! For you cannot see my blush at the flattery of your visit. But sadly I am a panda who does not dance each night in the arms of someone new; I prefer the comfort of familiarity and aegh67wadj stole my heart only yesterd . . . you CAD. I see what game you play, ghjv9i91f! You are also flirting with namelesswonder and winencandy, with Pebbles67 and NZ Suze, with NourishedEm and Jac and canio6 and Paleobird! There are no epithets I can hurl that will wound you to the degree that I have been wounded.

No, no, don't try to explain. Dallying between lovers like Scarlett O'Hara may be your cup of tea, but it is not Gay Panda's. And what a shame this is! For does not ghjv9i91f + Gay Panda just roll off the tongue? Darling, we belong together purely on the alliteration of our names. But you have ruined it with your belief that there is enough ghjv9i91f to go around. There is not. I am a possessive lover, and you are not the troll of my dreams. My troll only wants me. So begone, you tease! Perhaps someone else will be pleased to have one-ninth of you, but I can never be yours.

Love,
Gay Panda

P.S. And now you also request affections from ottercat? Have you no shame?

This made me snort laugh

you're silly. i love you thiiiiiiis much.

+100!
You are awesome!

[Gay Panda]

That's my part of the enchanted forrest. There are lots more options for panda pastimes here in addition to miniature golf.

Fantastic! I've seen very little of the San Diego area except for the sadly non-haunted Whaley House.

[Gay Panda]

This made me snort laugh

I retaliated with The Death Triangle on my star-crossed love ghjv9i91f. Don't mess with this panda's heart!

[Paleobird]

Fantastic! I've seen very little of the San Diego area except for the sadly non-haunted Whaley House.

You could go see your Chinese panda cousins at our zoo.

[PixieKitten]

Oh Panda, your journal really is the highlight of my day every time you post xD It almost makes me want to start a journal. But I shan't, for it would rarely be updated, and when it was, it would be filled with my recent failures. I'm not good at primal living at all! xD
She says, munching on a packet of crisps. -_-;

[drssgchic]

On the rare occasion that I stop at Whole Paycheck, I love that they have baggies of offerings right at the register to pick up. However, it can be hard to find ones that I'm willing to buy. I usually settle on tuna. Even after I discovered that it contains soy. (I have some cans of tuna in water on my shelf that need to be donated. Who knew you needed to check the lable of tuna in water?!) I figure it probably won't kill them and the protein is good. And it tastes better than canned veggies. Yuck.

There's another store that I frequent that is also doing a holiday donation thing. I was going to buy a bag or two of groceries. Then I realized that the $5 bag and the $15 bag include chips. Pasta, well, most people think that's healthy. Chips?! Chuck them a potato instead! It's healthier and probably cheaper for the grocery store! I can't bring myself to buy needy people chips, and I'm so miffed that I don't want to buy the $10 bag that doesn't include them because I would be supporting the whole shebang which includes chips. How are the needy to become not needy if we're feeding them chips? Really.

[Gay Panda]

Round Two of High Fat

Monday: 185.2
Tuesday: 184.4
Wednesday: 183.4

Well, THAT was unexpected. (And YAY!) Gay Panda does not like High Fat, but High Fat likes Gay Panda. Of my roughly 1750 calories yesterday, 62% were fat. This was lower than I intended because I never made it to the store since I was saving the world from Lego Voldemort. I await kudos.

While I was whining about the Pure Utter Nasty of eating High Fat, and having to shop in general, Lady Friend suggested that I just eat a stick of butter every day as my menu plan. After all, I have butter in my fridge already. Thank you, Lady Friend. I know that you find sinking your teeth into a stick of butter to be a most palatable experience, but I think you are gross.

[Griffin]

Kudos, Panda, Kudos to you!

[namelesswonder]

Maybe using the butter as a guide for how much fat to add to your food will be helpful though. If you assign a stick per day and use gratuitous slabs of it for each meal, you can ensure you get the desired amount per day. Or measure out your coconut oil or whatever other cooking fat you prefer, and make sure to use the entire container/plateful/room of fat. When it doubt, add spoonfuls to a hot drink!

I hope you won't abandon vegetables altogether!