Damn, Panda! I'm a 26" waist, so you can't be as poochy as you think!! =o
As I sit here in my black yoga pants, stripey turtleneck jumper and Completely Mismatching Poncho twisting pipecleaners into antlers for my badly sculpted elephantitis infected reindeer (Which really needs it's ears glued back on :/), All I can see is a sexy panda wearing red red lipstick pants and blue fuzzy socks, sitting gracefully upon a half shell politely declining ice cream from the cherubs that surround the scene.
I don't think these antlers are going to come out very well.
Bunny trainer extraordinaire!