Now I sort of wish that I didn't make that discovery. I'm wasting too much time on Candy Crush.
Damn you, jelly squares. * shakes fist *
Red striped sweatpants.
Bright green fuzzy socks with sheep all over them.
"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine
Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.
At this rate your gonna need a bodyguard!
Gay Paaanda? OH GAY PANDA?? Did you get carried away by the masses of adoring admirers at whole foods? Are Harry potter eggs piling up and in need of love and eating in the magical bamboo forest?
yeah, but "hey i'm Khan the sword king" is not normal.... the universe is being fickle... this is a thing... ignore me for a few weeks.