I have swaggered through the fashion mall* in jeans and vibrams after visiting a dairy farm, destroying hopes, dreams, and bubble vision wherever the dusty cow poo landed.** And I have had my sorry, sheltered ass scared by people living under a bridge.*** Enjoy your dinner like the sick and sexified panda that you are.
*thats honestly the name for the expensive mall
**THIS DID NOT ACTUALLY HAPPEN, THE POO DUST ANYWAY
***I felt very bad for this, but I also drive a convertible, am female, and so, so sheltered. Sort of.
****I rather like asterisks
yeah, but "hey i'm Khan the sword king" is not normal.... the universe is being fickle... this is a thing... ignore me for a few weeks.