Debauchery smeared poo all over primal garbage disposal dog's feet last night then sent him running all over the house. The demon child woke up for the day at 4am this morning and it's been nothing but demony mayhem since then. Hormones and I are now plotting the destruction of mankind. Sorry everyone. It's been nice knowing you.
To be fair, we were a bit overdue on poo pickup & it's been rainy. But seriously, his favorites spots are on top of my flowers. When I finally picked up the yard today I found a pile perched atop one of my mums. When that's your poo strategy, how exactly do you accidentally step in it so thoroughly that you track it through multiple rooms in the house? I adore this dog but he's such a doofus.
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I'm cracking up here at both Sidewinder and Panda and their relationships with their animals. Love/hate is the only way to go!
V, having cats once kept me from buying a beautiful mid-century modern type sofa that was red leather and chrome. I honestly thought about declawing them so I could buy the sofa, but I just couldn't do it to them. I ended up putting a cheapo futon where that sofa would have gone.
"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine
Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.
Tonight Gay Panda will be dining in style.
The menu is partly in French, and I've never heard of half the options. The prices are exorbitant and no one will be wearing T-shirts or flip-flops. I am sure to have a good time and everything will be delicious, but I always feel like people can look right through me when I step into fancy restaurants, like they recognize that I shouldn't be there. I grew up in a family that was always struggling with money - Olive Garden and Baker's Square were considered fine dining. So I never feel like I quite belong in places like tonight's restaurant, and though I don't need to select the cheapest item on the menu, I still feel the impulse.
Does this ever go away?
it goes away when you start walking in like the biggest baddest motherfker in the room
yeah you are
lolBaby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.