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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    'helloooo.... police? my neighbors are being penises, go fix it'
    Police came.
    Music dialed down.
    Police left.
    Music dialed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    All right, who out there is hogging the Cleaning Fairy? I really need her back to do the laundry and dishes for me.
    Ugh, not me. That bitch has been MIA around here for fucking WEEKS.
    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

    Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bugs View Post
    I don't get it either. I have two of my own primal coach kitties (we can haz bacon?) and wouldn't dream of taking them with me anywhere but the vet, let alone a wine-tasting. They are MUCH happier at home.
    It wasn't even a matter of being "happier at home" for my last cat - every time she was put in a car (only to go to the vet) she would YOWL AND YOWL AND YOWL AND YOWL, and really, there's only so far you can drive with the sound of some critter apparently being murdered most horridly in the back seat.
    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

    Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Police came.
    Music dialed down.
    Police left.
    Music dialed up.
    Time to fight dirty. Get outdoor lights and aim at their windows

    blast country music

    FLAMING BAGS OF POO
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Now it is dark and a kid is yelling into a microphone on top of everything.

    I HATE THESE PEOPLE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Now it is dark and a kid is yelling into a microphone on top of everything.

    I HATE THESE PEOPLE.
    Go out into the road and get the crazy neighbors flung poo... relieve some stress by flinging it again at these other crazy neighbors.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    It is National Cookies Are Primal Day.

    Tell everyone.

    * grumpy mood FIXED *

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    Cori- glad you kept the new one. What a handsome matched pair

    Panda- I got nuthin to help with the neighbors, but you've got my sympathy. This is why I'm going to live out in the middle of nowhere one of these days . . .
    http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

    And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    It is Global Cookies Are Primal Day.

    Tell everyone.
    Fixed that for ya.
    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

    Oscar Wilde

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    Last edited by Gay Panda; 09-03-2013 at 07:57 AM.

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