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    I just watched a woman scrape out the contents of her belly button and then offer her crusty finger to her dog.

    NOM NOM NOM.

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    I could have lived my whole life without that mental visual. Thank you, Gay Panda, for the nightmares to come. LMAO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    I could have lived my whole life without that mental visual. Thank you, Gay Panda, for the nightmares to come.
    I knew it was too good to keep to myself.

    BLECH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    I just watched a woman scrape out the contents of her belly button and then offer her crusty finger to her dog.

    NOM NOM NOM.

    You're welcome.
    I suppose theres worse places she could be sticking her finger in......
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    What is the constitution of navel lint? Carbohydrates? Protein? What exactly did the dog eat?

    Let's research, children. Googling what navel lint is made of leads to all sorts of fascinating articles, one of which teaches me that the navel is essentially a sarlacc*. A chemist discovered through self-examination that the navel contains a certain kind of barbed hook hair that traps stray pieces of lint and draws them into the navel. He exhumed over 500 specimens from his own navel and put them to the test.

    Chemical analysis of navel lint is as follows:
    1. Cotton from clothing
    2. Flecks of dead skin
    3. Fat
    4. Sweat
    5. Dust

    Is it just me, or did this woman offer her dog the perfect primal meal? It has fiber. It has protein. It has fat. It has water content. Perhaps we should all be feeding our animals such navel vitamins.

    I would continue in this vein, but I have grossed myself out so badly that I'm going to work and take my mind off it for a while.

    * If you just read this with a face, watch the last Star Wars. The REAL last Star Wars, not those other three with Jar-Jar Binks and Emo Teenage Darth circling the constipated face on his feelings charts.

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    When I was a kid and rode the bus to school there was a little boy who was a few years younger, and thus sat several seats in front of me... He would stick his pinky finger into his ear and pull out clumps of ear wax and eat it.

    Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    So gross.

    My older brother used to ask him if it tasted like candy.
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    It never occurred to me that Comic-Con would have protestors outside.

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    Protesters at comic-con?

    Now I gotta google... what on earth could they be protesting there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Protesters at comic-con?

    Now I gotta google... what on earth could they be protesting there!
    Lady Friend just sent me a picture of them and their signs . . . protesting The Gays, of course. The Gays and The Muslims and The Abortions.

    I guess we all have our hobbies.

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